I was sleeping at work for two hours...when I woke up

wow OP you have a whole bunch of nerds working in the cubicles around you and the stood over the wall and shot cum at your hair and then all of a sudden they ran out of juice so they had to stop and you found out about the cum 2 hours after it all dried up...just my theory!.....

lol "last night I refused to swallow..."

At least it's not so visible there, now if it was in a black shirt then fml for sure

There's this thing called a shower. It's new and everything, but t does work.

the girl above me makes a good point

i hope this is a typo meant to say 'gum'. haha ;)

haha. that is hilarious. but well try showering before work next time.

Maybe if you stop having sex with blind guys OP, then they would aim right!

lmao @ 45 & 66 !!

Maybe OP has long hair and doesn't wash it every day, and maybe the guy was already cumming and couldn't quite make it to her mouth

tell 'em how it is..^

1 what do you mean by next 66 haha you kinda stole my comment. I wanted to say I hope you mean your hair is num (numb) which doesn't make much sinc but I never don't not make much sense. ;)

LOLOLOLOL... but no thats nasty lmao

ur dad told u to quit ur job at the district.

op, where exactly do you work?

If you work as a stripper this shouldn't be awkward for you.

"That's the last time I give my bf head before work..." This should be an FML for her bf, not her.

loooool haha

Now make sure there's no Rohypnol in your cup of coffee.

Is that... is that hair gel?

nice try

Stop using axe shampoo ;D

mmmmm I love licking my bfs dads cum out of my hair ;)

****** up

182 so you eat both ur bf and his dads cum

that's some ****** up shit right there

191 yeah, of course, I like anal, double penetration, so I get my bf and his dad to tag team me. Mr. Williams cum taste sweet yet, my bfs... salty.

I do whatever daddy tells me.

elixa, all your comments were moderated so I have no idea what you said but I'm assuming it's bad. lol

You should have charged that man extra.

YDI for not showering or cleaning your face after doing the nasty or semi nasty... Gross.

I like flowers and rainbows

I like flowers and rainbows

and my bfs dads Wang juice in my hair

haha so true

agreed

ewwww take a shower in the morning OP!

I agree! if you had a shower before you went to work, you wouldn't have to experience the embarrassment to having cum in your hair for the day, haa!

you are sexy. the kind of sexy that you lock in your basement. I would lick every inch of your sexy body!!

i think the guy failed in this one, how does he miss and get the hair

wait the same thing happened to me but I didn't have time to shower before school, beauty school where I was going to be doing other peoples hair all say

Maybe it's toothpaste?

or there's people lurkin in the air vents...

Maybe they're climbin' in your windows.

Well played 142

they rapin' everybody up in hair

hideeeee yooo kidss...

I considered not posting my comment just because I knew there'd be people like you three. Those who get it will get it without your help. Your comments are a literal waste of space.

Don't have to be a bitch about it. Maybe you shouldn't've posted it if it bothers you so much.

you are a literal asshole. since it's the mime of the moment people like to play along not help. don't worry I'm sure you'll go down in history as the first guy who quoted bed intruder on FML (sarcasm). what a doucher...

^ meme (damn you autocorrect)

hide yo wife and hide yo husband, they rapin errebody out there

hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband.

that's what happens when you fondle the follicles. I say you just shave your head and you won't have to worry about that ever happening again.

Shave your head and you'll never have to worry about cum OR sex again.

wow u r soooo ******* hot. I like your muscles

^ as silly as it sounds this made my day! haha

Op, it's better than finding wet cum in your hair!

Fail.

lmao

You dirty bitch

That's where the big money is.

heyy I thought you were very pretty so I thought I would message you

You thought, hmm? Sounds like a bit of a stretch.

lol gee, let's think about it for a moment.

i think what 9 means is break*

pwned!

More like who did you do on your brake? ;-)

break*

they do understand. they are just trying to be funny. you probably didn't realize it because no one has succeeded at it yet.

I think you are giving them too much credit, ohsuzy. Some are attempting to be funny, others are genuinely dense.