Spunky

By grimatwork - 01/11/2010 17:24 - United Kingdom

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML
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Fortuitous 0

You didn't see that one coming.

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kiraaamaeee 0

atleast your employees know your getting some ;)

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justsayfuck 5

If the OP is hetero, a stain on his shirt might not be the message of 'getting some' he want to get across his employees. Edit: I just checked, 'fiance' is apparently only used for males. So this comment does not apply to him.

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klutzycleo 5

@ #7, true, the form fiancé is male, and fiancée female, many people just use fiancé for the male or female they are engaged to, regardless. Or maybe that's just me (:

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pizzasammy 0

only a guy would be as dumb to use his partners work shirt to clean up after sex. I'm a guy, and I've done it. haha

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kay71095 9

47- how do you know this? Just because OP is a guy, doesn't mean his fiancé has to be a girl

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machiko_fml 0

That's why you always check if the shirt is dirty or clean. (:

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IanCosentino 0

I read your bio. It was amazing. 100 suns? :D

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LaUruguaya 11

er, what was the stain? i'm assuming poo or pee, which is just disgusting if that was in your bed!

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SHANNON_fml 0

it was cum you knob. How old are you? like twelve!

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pizzasammy 0

what are you sweetcheeks, ignorant? a knob is equivalent to what you would probably call a 'dumbass'

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Lucidium 0

Who do you think you are, pizza? Stop owning people.

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LAXgurlie28 0

A knob is a dick actual. that's what they call it in British Lang.

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

I love when people try to correct others and instead only highlight their own ignorance.

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Miguel_32E 0

im 13 and i know what she was talking bout

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LaUruguaya 11

also, fiancé can refer to a man or a woman 

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sandi315 0

true i can see how u got the confusion there

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raesolis86 0

fiancé is male. fiancée is female. just an FYI

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hidingoutt7 0

how did you not notice that before you put it on ? and what's on his shirt?

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perdix 29

Clean up on Aisle 9! Housekeeping, please take care of the cum stain on Aisle 9.

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

nice. if I worked there, and didn't give a shit about my job, I'd have made that announcement over the loudspeaker.

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