By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

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Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
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maphineRAWRS 10

ydi it for trying to "get with" her.. unless you ment in a nice way cause you like her, then you've just been planning to use her for a year so hahaha at her getting with someone else :)

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alexFYL 11

dude, I've been trying to get with Brad Pitt since i was like 11 years old, he keeps going out with other girls. I know how you feel.

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Dragons_corner 6

so you were there but was not close by. sucks for you but maybe next time.

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Dragons_corner 6

may comment might be moded soon for not saying first or some stupid shit to be first.

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xBangOut 4

Soo.. ready to spend one more year trying to get her oor just gonna buy some booze?

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bigphill1333 0

Seriously if she will do that to a random guy when drunk I'm sure it'll work for you.

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smiley1014 23

YDI because you are trying to get with a Jersey chick. Just wait a week. She'll be giving a lot more bj's.

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kryxen 14

Actually if she did it with some random guy and texted you about it. You are friend-zoned. Sorry

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flipflipflipidel 0

then she's probably beat so give up

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cuddlekitty66 0

Pft. What kind of girl gets tired after one ********?

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Dragons_corner 6

here is a idea instead of complaining about it right now why not ask her for one or to fool around since it's happening right now from what you said OP?

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Drittjr 0

I'm sure he can't just walk up to her and say "Hey, give me a *******, bitch."

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bman134 0

um she's drunk yes he can

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boopityboppity 11

Oh, yeah. When someone gets drunk, he or she will remain in a perpetual state of drunkenness. 35 is totally right.

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A_Khalifa 0

Maybe she's lying and is just so drunk, that she is indirectly hinting OP to get his shlort pleased

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Alleged_Cranium 7

Good. She got that sloppy first suck out of the way. Now she is an experienced cocksucker. it will be all the better when you get her drunk.

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maphineRAWRS 10

ydi it for trying to "get with" her.. unless you ment in a nice way cause you like her, then you've just been planning to use her for a year so hahaha at her getting with someone else :)

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Jizwold 0

idk know about other people but I use that phrase to mean like go out with someone

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maphineRAWRS 10

really? here it's usually ment as a derogatory term to the girl like meaning to try and force or pressure a hookup or bj from her lol

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tencentsakiss 19

Have you heard of the book, He's Just Not That Into You? Read it and switch it to she.

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zombiedroogie138 0

haha or you could just see the freakin movie!!!!

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tencentsakiss 19

The book seems more appropriate in this situation, as it's all advice columns. I've never actually seen the movie though, so I could be wrong.

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juniorsgay 0

awww a nice guy that tryed getting to know a girl before dating and ended up in the friend zone that's so sad...:(

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bzanon 0

how is that sad it happens every day to nice guys, thats why nice guys finish last ydi for bejng a nice guy

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funzcpl 0

she sounds really nice! I mean, giving so much of herself to a stranger. she's definitely not shy OR selfish. the kind of girl you can really trust! good lord! what a *****.

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