Intimacy: Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML

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THEMTCHELL 0

Monday 29 November 2010 19:16

so u don't like my drawings.....

FYLDeep 25

Monday 29 November 2010 19:04

They didn't find your bondage gear though, right?

Comments

phapho88 0

Monday 29 November 2010 18:58

cant blame em , wat were they doing in ur purse to begin with???

sasonzal 4

Monday 29 November 2010 19:01

what were you smoking from in that pic?like a hookah or somthing?

jessbobessy09 0

Monday 29 November 2010 20:15

honestly!!!

Consolata 0

Monday 29 November 2010 22:34

he was trying to breathe fire but since he smokes so much that was all that came out

FYLDeep 25

Monday 29 November 2010 18:59

Dinosaur girl?

FYLDeep 25

Monday 29 November 2010 19:04

They didn't find your bondage gear though, right?

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 0:16

She leaves that stuff at my house.

DEXter501 0

Monday 29 November 2010 19:04

Are they at least any good? Sell it on eBay. Who knows, some creep might actually like them. And you should keep watch over your purse more attentively from now on....

capilot 10

Monday 29 November 2010 19:07

Perfect.

IVANTTOCOME 0

Monday 29 November 2010 19:05

They were probably your dads, good move dad.

perdix 29

Monday 29 November 2010 19:07

A dinosaur girl posing in a purse? Wouldn't that be an anachronism? There weren't purses in the dinosaur days.

DocBastard 38

Monday 29 November 2010 19:14

Nor was there bondage equipment.

perdix 29

Monday 29 November 2010 20:02

Even worse, there was no such thing as a dinosaur girl. Was the OP referring to a girl dinosaur like Baby Bop from the Barney show, or a cavegirl, like Daryl Hannah? What the hell?