So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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perdix 29

If he really wanted to make you happy, he'd give you permission to blow a guy with a real-sized dick.

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oxemilyxo 5

That sucks. I'm sorry /:

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oxemilyxo 5

That sucks. I'm sorry /:

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LiveLaughFML 10

he may wear the pants in your relationship, but remember, us females buckle the belt! ;D

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Pixxio_O 11

At least he didn't rob your house or sniff you every day...

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shannonreneee 11

If all matters could but solved by ******** there'd be no hate in the world. Hehe

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Iamnotmyself 17

No make up sex? Your relationship is screwed.

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oxemilyxo 5

12- haha I'm pretty sure every girl would love to do that when they are upset

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yeseniaaa 2

It doesn't suck, because it cheered you up(:

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00Lily00 0

I hate hearing about men like this, what assholes

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baddud300 6

Then you also have permission to dump him.

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tatababe 1

Dump him find someone who would actually get you ice-cream or tickle you to cheer you up

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juicedboi 7

Depends on the tone when he said it. I know that I **** around like that a lot and to most guys, meaning only me, it's not a big deal. Women over-analyze a lot more than is needed. That being said, I am a dick and I know that. 17- In my world everything is solved like that.

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Screwie 25

Bite him, BITE HIM! Auto permission to castrate!

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neimato1 0

You dont get the sarcasm and hidden humor? "that sucks"? *******? Lmao

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Johnny2by4 0

he was just trying to cheer her up, no need for people to say bite his penis and slap nitroglycerin on his balls

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idancewithrev 0

you can then give him permission to **********

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YacL 15

116- I recall no one saying anything about nitroglycerin.

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hoodasswhitekid 0

39- suck on it.

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YourEvilHero 12

ice cream over a *******?... sure!

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gmc_blossom 21

Why would he "**********" when he can **********?

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konto5 1

How about you, stupid woman, cheer him up?!

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konto5 1

@ #106: And that means permission for him to separately rip her 4 lady lips off. Female Genital Cutting for the win!

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a_nutritionist 10

@75 not everyone is after a guy who panders to your emotions like a lost puppy. some people want guys who are in a relationship with equal power to both partners. sounds crazy i know, but its actually true. im one of them. @OP you got into a fight with him and hes supposed to cheer you up? ok, if the fight was about how he hooked up with some other girl or something i can understand, but just generally you dont just expect the guy to have to cheer you up after a fight, thats insane.

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Drigr 9

especially since 9 times out of 10, the girl caused it. that tenth time it was cause the bf cheated or looked at some other girl wrong or got caught watching ****

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MattBC97 4

Well I hope you got right down on your knees...

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nadhirah 4

Seems like a BJ is the only way for redemption :O Personally, I'd say not worth it.

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genesisnirvana 11

I'd say worth it.BJs make everything better.

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a_nutritionist 10

yes 159 we are all impressed because youre a sexually active female. now watch as all the guys pander to you and start sending PM's all ******* night. ...or will that just be me.

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takanuva0123 0

Well at least it's permission? Cant help you out on this one :S

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