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Next time don't say anything. He'll reply with "Aren't you gonna say how much you love me?"
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Show it anywayHe loves you enough to go down on you.
You should feel grateful he let you out of the kitchen! (Just kidding, dump him.)
I think he wants you to bend over, he isn't paying you with expensive jewelry for "love" that's for sure
Who said he goes down on her?
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Show it anywaydump him bc he's only with you for the sex
*dump
That's a little harsh
you better start listing.
deal with it
Thats a bit extreme, dont you think?
I mean at least you know what he wants?
And yet you keep doing that? He'll learn eventually, right ;D
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing multiple times and expecting different results. Basically your insane women.
I think she'll learn before he does. she should just stick to humpin n cookin. the relationship would probably go better :D
Well it's better than making sammichs..
Blasphemy! Everybody knows that behind every great man, there is a woman who makes great sammiches.
And below every great man, there is a woman getting humped.
You heard the man!
Hell to the Yeah! But in all seriousness, he doesn't seem to take things seriously. Maybe it's time to have a talk or move on.
Realize that doesn't sound much better?
...Just gonna say...your cat looks exactly like mine. Exactly. O___o
Maybe you two are just at different stages and he isn't comfortable with all the love talk. Might not be a bad idea to start looking at other options? Or he's joking?
If he's joking, he should retract it and say, "I do love you really" after.
he still might not be comfortable with her saying it even if he says the same thing every time it does seem like he only wants sex tho like he's selfish and only cares about himself in the relationship
Hump his face!
But he might enjoy it...
If it happens every single time, you should probably stop giving in. Just a thought, though.
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That's when you say "Less humpin' more dumpin'."
Ditch his ass