TMI!!

By mystupidson - 31/08/2011 03:30 - United States

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Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML
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Battledog5006 0

so thats where my tax dollars are going

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pman590 8

duh, politicians need to wack aswell! maybe more!

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marinus_fml 19

#14 lekker draad trek. #1 my average bro talk doesn't constitute anything about me fondling myself, or interested in how other people do it.

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Keyman1212 14

Anything to keep the foreigners happy I suppose...

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enonymous 8

I wonder what techniques they are going over. Stranger? Stranger on the rocks? The mummy? Jazz hands for the big finish? Prosthetic hand masturbation?

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juliushater 12

Hey julle braaiers moet ophou so vloek ne ;)

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Enslaved 36

Okay, I've heard of "the stranger" but "the mummy" was new to me. Gotta love Urban Dictionary!(:

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alexchiltonLC 7

I think of I love you, man when I read this. Love that movie

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Daralea 21

The topics on the agenda today are: establishing peace in Libya, political turmoil in South Africa, and how much chafing is too much chafing.

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Battledog5006 0

so thats where my tax dollars are going

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btnhdude 0

You should cross out 'fat' from your shirt.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Lawl 54 ily :D

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bfflrhea 0

That's a really mean shirt, girls dont like douches btw..

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Janawa 22

Learn to speak English, Spanish, or apache so others can understand you!

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Janawa 22

That was to 67 by the way.... I guess Ussen can't choose between beauty and smarts for each person... Either that, or I am a lonely nerd and this is the language my fellow peers, who will someday be leading America, are speaking.....

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deadboyparis 3

Maybe if you were old enough to pay taxes you'd be able to say that. So shut up and choke on your piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night.

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RoughRiders 4

wtf? I don't talk about that with my friends.

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Mysanitywins 10

Then you're really lame. I do this all the time.

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aruam365 24

I don't either, but I'm a girl... so maybe that's why? We talk about all sorts of raunchy stuff, but never that!

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JustOhSoLovely 6

I'm a girl and my friends and I talk about it all the time! Well not all the time but a lot lol

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aruam365 24

Clearly you don't know what the word means... Seeing as that insult makes no sense, I'm just going to let it go.

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juliushater 12

Man Utd 8 -2 on sunday, me thinks Chelsea will also undergo that brutallity. GOOO MAN UTD !!!

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azcardinals1307 2

Doing you proud, eh.

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jellitonoctopus 19

Dirty birdie.

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shanatilly89 11

Did you own up to him being your son? lol :)

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iAmScrubs 19

Techniques as in stand on your head and do it upside down with your big toes?

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