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Well that sucks
If she had been sucking, he wouldn't have noticed the pimple. So yes, it does suck.
Ehh, I think it's kinda funny, myself.
I can't help but notice everyone of keyman's comments get thumbed down...OP, I think it's time you try abstinence for a while and see how funny he thinks that it.
Eh, I'm having an off day.
Keyman... Guess you should take the week off.
Nah, he should just give the **** up already. All of his comment are ******* dumb while he tries to sound smart but he most likely was in 6th grade 8 times..... (Pause for his gay comeback)..........
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Show it anywayI honestly thought thats were this story was going..
I did too
Yeah, give the pimple a happy ending too.
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Show it anywayBecause THAT would make him hard again.
#3, you're stupid. Doing what you said would bring immense pain.
Lol yea he probly would f pushed you off if you did that
It would if you grabbed them hard. Will lightly massage my boyfriends balls as we bang bang bang. He enjoys it. Just don't squeeze em like a stress ball.
Go harder yourself :)
Tell him not to be so soft... Heh.
Readin your post made me go soft
Oh, I think you're on the wrong site for that, m'lovely :)
Stalking your profile made me hard.
12- love your makeup!! :)
127 thanks do much x
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geez time to get off that horse.
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Show it anywayIn yo butt
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Show it anywayYeah, I won't.
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Shut-up, idiot. Your girlfriend thought you had a pimple until you pissed out of it.
geez time to get off that horse.