Intimacy: Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was...

By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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Great expectations

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2014 04:51 - United States - Vacaville

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

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Noob to boobs

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

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Comedy gold

By Landdownunder - 05/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML

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Honky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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every1luvsboners 11

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:58

Shut-up, idiot. Your girlfriend thought you had a pimple until you pissed out of it.

heathz 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:41

geez time to get off that horse.

Comments

pegasus187 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:40

Well that sucks

cookie_3008 4

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:52

Thats nearly as bad as discovering at the end of the day, that somebody has eaten that icecream you were thinking about all day. =(

Keyman1212 14

Thursday 17 November 2011 19:44

If she had been sucking, he wouldn't have noticed the pimple. So yes, it does suck.

johnnysky 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 20:17

Ehh, I think it's kinda funny, myself.

BigBacker 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 20:52

I can't help but notice everyone of keyman's comments get thumbed down...OP, I think it's time you try abstinence for a while and see how funny he thinks that it.

Keyman1212 14

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:00

Eh, I'm having an off day.

Jovecove 13

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:21

Keyman... Guess you should take the week off.

Fml_FTW228 10

Friday 18 November 2011 5:07

Nah, he should just give the **** up already. All of his comment are ******* dumb while he tries to sound smart but he most likely was in 6th grade 8 times..... (Pause for his gay comeback)..........

JoSmokes 10

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:40

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J3R3MYY 14

Thursday 17 November 2011 20:25

I honestly thought thats were this story was going..

pilotdude8147 3

Thursday 17 November 2011 20:39

I did too

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 18 November 2011 0:12

Yeah, give the pimple a happy ending too.

widgywoo 8

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:40

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ZXDriver 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 19:16

Because THAT would make him hard again.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 17 November 2011 19:33

#3, you're stupid. Doing what you said would bring immense pain.

RaidenEl 5

Thursday 17 November 2011 20:23

Lol yea he probly would f pushed you off if you did that

Torva_fml 16

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:23

68- nope, sarcasm or not, It wasn't funny. Since there is an immense lack of humor, I chose to believe that he is just an idiot.

ImFrackinBored 13

Thursday 17 November 2011 23:18

MrRocket I think every comment I've seen by you has been buried... o_O

Shiningstartp 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 23:38

It would if you grabbed them hard. Will lightly massage my boyfriends balls as we bang bang bang. He enjoys it. Just don't squeeze em like a stress ball.

Mister_Triangle 21

Friday 18 November 2011 7:34

The people of fml are fickle beings. They don't just bury comments they find offensive, they bury jokes that they don't get, sarcasm that they don't detect, and people that they "didn't murder"