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Ouch!
5- getting your penis flicked isn't worth getting divorced over
That's called a sense of humor #5. something you DO NOT get a divorce over...
last time I checked, sense of humor doesn't cause great dick pains.
"I was in the pool!"
167- Seinfeld reference ftw
Grab her ass it's over 9000!!!... Pounds.
Hey, at least you got a free circumcision! Well... Kinda
i often lose skin when i am flicked
#2 looks like Scumbag Steve Just sayin'
That's not even funny
#126, there's a difference between having a sense of humour and inflicting pain on someone...
Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".
Awesome
3 - later he will be '****-blocked' by his '**** punt' Penis: 1 '****': 2 You won't win.
Wam Bam right in the Clam.
Nice idea although it could damage her quite a bit.
What the actual **** is wrong with that women.
It's woman (singular) because not all of us women do stupid shit like that.
If you look close enough #51, I think you'll find they did single out that woman, not women in general they just didn't change the E in women to an A.. :)
56 - Well yes, I'm just pointing out the difference between "woman" and "women" for future reference.
Ur rite I shud b less kareless
O god why would you follow a grammar lesson with that? You are right I should have been less careless.
Obviously he was trying to be funny and ironic.
That womenses are corrects!
72 don't knot understandz iruny.
All yal some dumb bitches.
Should of slapped her in the face with your meat as a counter attack.
**** Knocked
Give her a mushroom stamp right on the cheek.
If he had that much shrinkage there wasn't much to smack her with.
Husband used **** knock. Super effective!
Dick flicked
All 3 inches
revenge George Castanza style
better the pickle than the eggs
Punch her in her ******
So punching in the ****** is frowned upon but kicking is respected apparently.
U iz a bitchh
Uh, no. If you wanted a comparable experience, you'd flick her clit with your untrimmed fingernails.
Wow asshole much?
Ouch lol!
Flick her in the nips and yell shrinkage? Or perhaps make "echoed" noises at her ******?
I hope u got get back! Being flicked in that area is way too deep.
Err... What?
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Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".
Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"