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u should kick ur best friends ass
28- there are a couple factors that determine whether something is a skill, a hobby, or both. In order for it to be strictly a skill, OP must be talented in the realm of masturbation from much experience, but doesn't enjoy it. If it is only a hobby, than OP just enjoys it, but would fail miserably against someone in a contest. Or OP, like many people, masturbated a lot because they like it, and this experience gains skill. It probably would have been safer for his friend to write "I'm lonely" in the "about me" section.
Did other skills include being a master debater or a master baiter? Politics or fishing may be your thing!
Amazing 66 that made me smile
Were u kidding?
42- That is entirely untrue. You can have a hobby you enjoy and win some sort of contest at it because you are very good at what you like doing. And I don't see any reason why you can't enjoy a skill you use at the workplace. Also, the whole resume is an 'About Me' section. Your skills, training, previous jobs and reasons why you quit or were terminated.
That blows.
That's a sticky situation
I see what you did there =)
Hehehe
How do you not notice that in 2 months?
I like Redoxx hahahaha
Your friend is a piece of shit. YOU are also a dick for not noticing sooner. Someone with a sense of humour might offer an interview, if they are looking for attention to detail in a candidate..
He went blind from masturbating too much.
99, badass pic.
YDI for not reading that shit over
Pure HANDsome XD
STFU :)
Well hey, it could still get you a job! Maybe not one you especially wanted, but.....
73, you ruined it...
Sperm doner ; )
yeah I don't think many employers are looking for that
Unless its for a job in the **** industry.
*gasps* HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF COMMON SENSE! That's a forbidden magic! DEVIL'S WORK!!! You're going to hell! EVVVVVIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
This person is making so many job-seeking errors. You aren't supposed to use a one-size-fits-all resume. Tailor your resume for every job you apply for. And ALWAYS review it before sending out. Common sense isn't that hard. This is SUCH a huge ydi.
WHAT IS THIS WIZARDY YOU SPEAK OF?! COMMON SENSE... UGH, STOP IT. YOU EVIL VILE CREATURE! PREACHING SUCH BACKWARDS TEACHINGS! WE WON'T STAND FOR IT! HEATHENS! ALL OF YOU!!!
There's nothing wrong with bragging about it 2 ur possible employer
Good luck getting a job in the future with that kind of thinking 0.0
Well is it one of your skills? Cuz if it is, then you are just applying to the wrong jobs.
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u should kick ur best friends ass
How do you not notice that in 2 months?