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It's not just you. Rofl
Fiddle with his diddlestick, and he didn't forgive?... Aw fiddlesticks :(
If you hate everything, why do u like this? Just asking...
You like it rough? Giggity
Maybe I'm just being stupid, but how did you knee him in the face if his face was past your knee?
The mere fact she's calling it a diddle stick tells me she's not ready.
Pretty open friendship you've got there.
XD oh yes lul
Absolutely my new favorite word lol "diddlestick"
LoL reference? <3 I sometimes wonder how mature most of these posters are when they start naming genitalia, plumbing and their "business" ridiculous names like this lol
Agreed.
What makes my day(umm night...) is how he going to explain his beat mug to his friends. OP's boyfriend's friend: Dude, what happened? OP's boyfriend: Uh, let's say the going got rough and leave it at that.
u should have SUCKED his diddlestick instead if just fondle it! bet he woulda forgave u then!
lolololololololol
.. You need some new friends .
Ahahahaha, it sure made mine.
it sounds just like..."littlestick"...
The words 'fondling his diddlestick' omg xD
Wow, that really sucks, if I were you, I'd get him a doctor.
I meant about his bloody nose and swollen eye. D:
100 - No shit Sherlock
Really? Have you never experienced minor injuries, if one can even call them that, before? Neither a simple bloody nose nor a swollen eye are reasons to visit a doctor. Give it some time, gentle care, and ice if you prefer, and the swelling will go down. As for the bloody nose, noses bleed quite easily; you shouldn't visit the doctor for it. By the time you get there, it'll likely be over. The only likely reason he should visit the doctor is if his nose is broken in any way, which would be pretty obvious from the start. This is one of the many reasons doctors don't take enough time for their patients - we have idiots who go to the doctor for these "issues." Many athletes and people who play life rough experience these things a lot. Don't overreact to it. Doesn't mean you can't treat it nicely, but don't waste your time and quite possibly your money with going to a doctor about a case like this. There are exceptions, but knees to the face happen often, and unless there are more significant complications, save yourself!
137 - Well, you're definitely right there. Sorry. It is better safe than sorry, and I'm not remotely saying this for most head injuries. In fact, I was just referring to the swelling and bloody nose. I was a bit overreactive, actually. It just suddenly surprised me how often the "go to a doctor" comments come up in an FML.
Diddlestick?
^ Don't be that guy. :P
31, beat me to it! 2 thumbs up :)
It's from Ireland.
Did you not know that is what the Gameboy 'DS' was named after?
Lmao diddlestick... Don't worry too much about it, you guys will laugh about it later :)
Yea they'll probably laugh at his bloody nose and swollen eye too.
Favourited for using the term 'diddlestick.'
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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Just tell him this was accidental payback for that time he accidentally cumed in your eye :-)
It's diddlestick....
It's a league of legends thing.
Ya, calling it a
Way to go, op! Not only did you hurt him, you also only "fondled his diddlestick" rather than getting him medical help.
She could've at the very least made sure he was ok...
They're in Ireland, I don't believe there would be a bill.
Agh the luck of the irish!
Doc's likely to say "just put some ice on it". I'm sure they would have gone to the doctor's office if it looked serious (e.g. his nose being on his face upside down).
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Is it just me or did the word "diddlestick" make everyone's day?
Fiddle with his diddlestick, and he didn't forgive?... Aw fiddlesticks :(