Roll with it

By jonasister - 15/04/2012 18:43 - Sweden - Lund

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Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
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ambrown101 4

That'll make for an awkward ride home.

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perdix 29

Maybe after a few more beers, the joke would be on you. Or in you.

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jadieegurl17 0

That's epic

LightningCactus 12

Sure... I don't think that's a normal thing, but whatever floats your boat.

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EmilieAutumn 7

Yeah. Incest sure is great -.-

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DiscoRanger 0

Either a sad attempt for top comment, or you're just a complete idiot.

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ambrown101 4

That'll make for an awkward ride home.

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melrose90210 10

Right?! I'd feel pretty freaking creeped out

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supermattyboy 0

munch munch munch ( . - .)

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AFloppyWetWhale 6

Supermattyboy, lmao what are you talking about?

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iBanana 17

Neh, not awkward. "So, Dad... What were you talking about with your friends?" "Oh, you know... Sith Lords..."

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nanxi 30

Well, take it as a complement... and an indicator as to how desperate your dad is, failed blind dates aside. :P

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insertnameherr 11

he was probably rly upset about his failing relationships and wanted the guys to think he was "scoring that hot price of ass" for his own self esteem. OP, take it as a compliment :)

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enchantiful 2

.. That's gross, I'd be extremely mad at my dad if he ever did that.. D:

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thisisafunnyname 12

Me too, but part of that has to do with my being a male.

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KK3137 31

I would be happy that I'm hot, mad at him for playing along and curious as to what he would say next.

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lolnatalyloves 9

That's disturbing...

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perdix 29

Maybe after a few more beers, the joke would be on you. Or in you.

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joshhhh14 4

I want to thumbs up, but I can't. 69 likes.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Don't let him drink too much. He may actually try to score with said hot piece of ass! And that would be nasty as hell!!

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CyberPunkTink 0

This is something my dad would do sober so OP should be lucky:p

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1221jamw 11

60- what is wrong with your family..?

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Michael_92 20

Your dad would do that sober!!! That's just damn scary.

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jizzwold 21

Wow Kayla thank you for enlightening all us backwater ignorant folk

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SFDEXPLORA 0

Incest isnt as bad as it sounds......... Jk that would be horrid!

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prestigion 4

I read your profile and I was wondering, how can you dabble in a religion or belief system? there's really no grey area in spirituality

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rexgar2000 10

slightly disturbing from your dad, but hey at least you're hot and now if you played along that would be kinda gross.

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cheesecakex 5

At first I assumed you were a guy which made it even more awkward...

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hahafylop 4

I also assumed that and it made me think,"Wait, what?"

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Emani_Jones 0

I did too.!!!!!

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onlychildFTW 33

I did too. Seems strange a daughter would comfort a dad. But he must not have a son.

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mango260 9

Omg! So did I! Yay I'm not the only one xD

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mango260 9

Yay! I'm not the only one who thought that! xD

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stevenJB 25

Lol same here. XD

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Pigeon89 34

Haha I thought they were a guy too!

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