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I wish I had one of those toilets like Big had in Rob & Big. Ahhh the comforts
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Show it anywayThat's why you take your phone with you. Just don't drop it in the toilet >.<
She should have gave him a blumpkin
15 mins of ********, 45 mins of angry birds
I'd prefer the lonely feeling.. then again my boyfriend comes into the bathroom all the time unannounced.. don't tell me to lock the door.. he picks the lock.
Seems like his perception of quality time is shitty.
You poor bloody woman! Are there no boundaries anymore? for the love of God!!
28- No, that's disgusting!
that's why I bring my phone
Or wipe with it
I check FML when I'm on the John, then I realize I finished excreting half an hour ago......
Personally, I'm trying not to make a shitty pun...but I can't resist. Anyway, OP, giving your boyfriend some privacy is a good thing, though he seems to want to bond with you more often. Bathrooms make you feel isolated from the world, and I guess he just wanted to spend his special time with you.
I see what you both did there
Why does everyone else take so ******* long to shit?
Because they take their phones with them to take a dump. That's why it takes so long 84 because we're playing some game instead of actually ********
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Show it anywayDo you watch your dog every time he takes a dump too?
Having a dump is meant to be a sacred, personal time...used to reflect on life and do the crossword
I agree, but I do it just in case I find someone hiding behind the shower curtains.
i bought clear shower curtains. never have to check again :D
Unless the person hiding is invisible...
"Toilet time is the last bastion of American freedom."
34- What can we say? It's a good time killer.
Cruelty to animals!
48 - Then there would be no reason for said person to hide... xD
He just thought it would be a good bonding experience
She should get him a diaper--he can shit AND have company!
Tell him to take his phone or iPod next time. It's a great time passer :)
Hell, I'll bet you close to half the people reading this comment are in the bathroom.
What did he think you were gonna do that would have made it that much better? Stand there and sing him a song? Hold his hand?
She could wipe his ass...
how could you be so heartless
Chill, Kanye, there are worse problems. Like when OP realizes he's out of toilet paper.
Give him a blumpkin. (Harold and Kumar: Guantanamo Bay)
It actually was the white castle movie.
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It gets lonely in there...
Should have made it clear you had other shit to do.