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Were you drooling too?
To explain the moaning and humping OP, you could say to your family that you were in an action dream getting tortured by the enemies. As for the humping... say you were shot a lot. It could work. (Anything said by SkoomaKi is normally complete bullshit and will probably not help).
In a way yes, but in a different way, no. It was supposed to be my edit for my first comment, but I didn't do it in time :o
meh, at least now they're less likely to be shocked when they catch you and your boyfriend.
No, she couldn't have been drooling, because I'm sure at one point in the dream she had to swallow.
Exactly what i was thinking... But awkward*
damn.. her bf's a lucky fella;)
Your spelling is awkward.
Must have been one hell of a dream to be sleep humping.
That's what my mum said about this dream I had once about one of my cats.
It's normal to dream about your own pets.
But not to be humping them! Er at least I don't THINK it's normal....
Damn OP! Must've been one hell of a wet dream. After your parents and grandparents get over the inital shock of your actions and the awkward talk that'll ensue, how bouts calling your boyfriend for some real sexy time ;)
Creepy.
Unless she's the kind of grandmother that "was out every night having sex with anything that breathed."
Best grandma, ever then! hahah!
That sentence is damn near the top of my "nastiest grammar I've ever seen" list.
And your family decided to continue watching rather than wake you up? Well, at least they are thoughtful.
What if OP sleepwalks? She could have raped whoever tried waking her up :o
Tell them you dreamt you were a dog. Oh wait that's worse.
:S
In my defence for the completely shit comment above, some moron commented 'doesn't matter had sex' and then deleted it, so my initial reply posted here accidentally. And to avoid sounding like a total dick I had to edit it to ':S' in the last second. I would like to apologise for that burden on the commenting community.
Tell them you were riding a horse...if u know what I mean ;)
You don't hump the horse when you ride, so basically if OP was dumb enough to say that, it would only make things more awkward
You do, however, make sort of a rocking motion with your pelvis when riding a horse, so I can see where IC (original commenter) was coming from. That still wouldn't explain the moaning though...
OC* evil tiny keys on my phone...
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Must have been one hell of a dream to be sleep humping.
Were you drooling too?