By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

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Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
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mylifesucks_fml 1

You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it

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TarieBoo 2

that takes skill. even with instructions i sometimes screw it up

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MindFreakazoid 10

Both impressive and hilarious, I don't see why op's complaining, that just awesome X3

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anoellem 1

Maybe he thought you were into that kinda thing?

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truth_spitta 0

Ha, as a gift in return, make an origami penis and give it to him and say "now you can act out what isn't happening."

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ALpein 0

Wonder what else he can do with those fingers.

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hayleywithawhy 5

I wanna know what a origami ****** looks like.. o.O

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missamazinggg 12

At least is wasn't a fleshlight.

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sirsquab 12

Or was it Maybe it's like a fleshlight that gives paper cuts o.O

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BeachBoi_Alex 7

Your ****** must be pretty bad if he gets better pleasure from a paper one.

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AKGirlinSD 20

161, your comment reminds me of the movie Easy A, when Emma Stone and the gay guy pretend to have sex. He announces that it smells funny. Side note, I really want to see what this paper ****** looks like!

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mylifesucks_fml 1

You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it

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vanessaizawesome 8

Haha but that's an odd gift but..... At least he tried making a gesture

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mylifesucks_fml 1

I don't see how a paper ****** is a romantic gift given to a girl... At least if it was given to a guy it could've implied something.

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ferrousWheel 6

and if she's feeling particularly angry, she could attach a note to the origami penis. It would read: "Always appreciate the little things, dear."

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Literally, #2? I wonder if rule 34 covers origami ****.

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mylifesucks_fml 1

Yeah literally so it will give him a paper cut and he might bleed to death -___- (if only you could hear my voice full of sarcasm right now)

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maebelline12 12

it's a shame paper falls apart when it gets wet...

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mylifesucks_fml 1

It's a shame you really made a comment like that while your profile pic has your face in it. And while your bra is obviously sticking out among all the cleavage. Must've been an "accident" that you "didn't notice"

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Dadothy 8

You should have gifted him an origami purity ring

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nadnerbz 6

I wonder how he did that, that sounds pretty impressive

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YourAFailmod 4

That's the best profile picture ever in the history of profile pics

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zachherbert 10

That was the most pointless comment in the history of comments.

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YourAFailmod 4

Damn shows how many Yankee fans are on this site.

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BlackRuse1 5

No, we just don't see the point of commenting something completely irrelevant to the original FML.

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llamalpaca382 13

Also, 79, you used the wrong "you're" in your username.

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Sinamoi 18

Wow. I can't even make a crane without hurting myself.

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Javalounge 0

Maybe the boyfriend got some papercuts on his....uh....

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YourAFailmod 4

I wonder how you even fold it to look like it???

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_Oblivion_ 12

Some people use instructions for origami

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MindFreakazoid 10

103 - And yet you have to wonder who would make those instructions

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Daftendirekt1 0

Well the Japanese are mysteriously good at that... No one knows their ways...

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perdix 29

Was it new or had he tested it? What's wrong with the roast beef one you already possess?

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hockeyoceancity 13

Obviously it was used! What kind of creator did not test his creation? Also there is nothing wrong with her "roast beef" one she has he just wanted to poke around!

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AKGirlinSD 20

Adding to 9's comment, her real ****** naturally gets wet. I don't see paper being able to do that.

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notjustanybody20 9

men have very different idea about romantic stuff than women. thats actually quite funny :D

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dressedskeleton 10

"An origami ******? Aww you shouldn't have!!"

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sharod101 5

I wouldn't generalize it to that extent though.

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