By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank
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OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.
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Show it anyway#17, i don't think guys would use Viberator lol.
I don't think #17 looked at the gender icon of OP on the top right corner of the post lol
Believe it or not gay guys use vibrators lol
29 There are actually vibrators out there just for men. Not that I'm trying to defend 17, because I know better than to post about an OP without looking at what gender they are.
I completely forgot to consider gender, so I just assumed it was a guy posting. God I can be an idiot sometimes >.
54 - I really wouldn't think of you as a part-time idiot
I am not a know it all with sex toys alright?!? Please stop sledging me! For gods sake!
So your a expert?
Get a bf. I really feel bad for you Op. Clowns are scary. I am not scared of them, but most dying toys sound like death trying to kill you.
71-you're* sorry, it must be done
Do you have to be that savage?
Sounds like the Joker has been around!!
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Show it anywayHalf to death. Can you actually read?
*Cleveland's voice* That's nasty
4- Wrong use of Cleveland!
Hahahaha
18- Your profile picture made me laugh. Then I realized it might be real after reading your retarded bio.
I'm not sure if it's the angle but one of her breasts looks significantly larger than the other. Like, grapefruit:cantaloupe.
101 - probably the fact that they are real and one is getting smushed by the other because her body is a angled
It says on your profile that you are a mother. I weep for your child(ren). You see (and I say this with my most patronising voice)... sexaaydino is NOT on an angle causing her b00bs to squish. What she has done (and granted it's a clever and subtle trick) is angle the CAMERA. She is sitting straight (you can tell by looking at the background... see how the windows are all on an angle as well?). So there is no reason for one b00b to look much larger than the other...
But one is...(@ 132)
You do realise 'b00bs' aren't the exact same size..?
Sounds like it became possessed. It happens. Throw it in the drawer and buy a new one.
Would you throw it away instead of the drawer being it's messed up now?
Could be fun owning a possessed vibrator... You never quite know what it's going to do.
Like attacking your bits in the night, for example.
I wonder if that is OP's birthyear in her name
Oh lord... I really hope not.
They grow up so fast! ;(
Please be a lucky number...
Lmao, so gross
Well, she would be 13, so she would have gone through puberty, the only question I have is how the hell did she get one in the first place, If that is indeed her birth year
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Show it anywayNo, not at all.
"Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger." I don't even want to know what you were thinking.
At least you didnt come in the dark to the sound of a laughing clown
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You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.