What kind of wierd S&M is your boyfriend into?

They're on the cutting edge.

He must be a med student

He wants to play doctor

Scissors... Scalpel.. Magic wand.. What?

Why is everybody getting so huffy with the dislikes? It's funny. Somehow someone is attracted to the idea of sleek hospitalware. Maybe like another would to garage hardware tools. I personally think the former is cooler

Ah, surgical fetishes. OP, you may wanna find a kinky nurse outfit while you're at it.

Don't be supposed when he's shaving dead skin off your thighs while your hanging from a chain.

wtf is that suppose to mean?

...I thought he was meant to be 'digging' in *her*.

Finger nails to the back?

Doesn't matter had sex.

Cuz he digs you like a boss.*

Nice one haha

A sharp tone might not be the right answer. Wouldn't want to wound his ego, would we?

Dress like a nurse next time youre in bed and see what happenes

That is an excellent comment *claps*

54- Thank you, Thank you.

That's puny

How is that puny? I thought it was quite robust. Or did you mean punny?

At least he didn't say 'Fus Ro Duh' when he came.

3 wins at life.

Seriously though, how would that even work? What could you possibly do with a scalpel? Just so everyone knows, that was a rhetorical question. Please don't tell me what the answer is; I don't think I wanna know.

I was gonna answer your question but idk what that even is.

People who don't understand scalpel fetishes have never seem Repo! the Genetic Opera

I thought of Repo too!

He could be fantasizing about his own little scalpel ****. Amber Sweet, watch your back.

Is it safe to say that he might wanna perform an "operation" on your ******?

My ur ****** is boney an sharp anybody think of that option?

I'm confused about the 'good' part...

And the "doesn't looking" part

And that "doesn't" part…

At least she's good looking ;)

shame on you! the internet it's no place to make pathetic attempts at flirting!

We kill the Batman.

Dangit 27!

There's sarcasm, and then there's lame jokes.

Lame jokes are great. I don't see what everybody's getting huffy about with the dislikes

Are you implying that OPs boyfriend is cheating? You basterd!

I liked your joke, mostly because of your username though:)

You spelt bastard wrong... Just saying

I thought it was funny... probably because of the sheer impossibility that his other girlfriend's name is Scalpel. (If he even has another girlfriend.) Sounds like something the 'idiot' character in Monty Python would say. :p

*twitches* so many puns. Good job Doc.

I think Doc's just trying to hide the truth behind so many puns... We all know this is a post dated FML that his Wife wrote from when they were dating during his residency. Did you at least apologize & promise to find another time to study?

*looks around furtively* I, uh, don't know what you're talking about. Hey, what's that over there? *moves to Mumbai*

>finds you in Mumbai >Shoots your car, you drive off a bridge and into a river >My agents chase you around the globe >Becomes movie >mfw The Bourne Supremacy

Puntastic!

Bourne Supremacy FTW

I love you. You made my day. XD

Bravo!!

This is the best comment I have ever read.