By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
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ollie179 21

Yeah, I hate it when a penis grows out of your ****** too, it causes so much confusion.

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B_CeouL 12

The logical answer would be that he's on the small side or that he's good at it, that she thinks only a woman would know how to hit the right spot.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Bust your nut then roll over and sleep. Question answered....

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Bball_boy15 3

Tell her " you should ask this loooong dick! Alright alright alriiiiighttt"

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JoeGrant 12

She "learned today"!

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AKGirlinSD 20

63, my first thought is exactly yours. My second thought is that she didn't think he knew was he was doing and, instead of suggesting what makes sex enjoyable for her, she made a below-the-belt comment, putting down his manhood. I don't know which is worse.

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karpoi 11

I find that so offensive, since I'm a Thai girl, but it's so funny at the same time. Hahaha.

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RedPillSucks 31

Erm.... I don't get it

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mr_sarcastic416 29

visit Thailand..... or go to some **** site and search for "Thai lady"

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ShyAnn29 14

Not old enough.....I'm 31 and I don't get it!

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a1f0sff 25

Then you simply don't know that Thailand is one of the places with a lot of transgenders. If you visit the country you'll see one, no matter what.

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v1kt4r 13

And you KNOW!! Those are some Thailand problems.. My friends went to Thailand and come back talking about "Thailand Problems"

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razzledazzle21 23

Go watch The Hangover 2.

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ShyAnn29 14

I thought it was China that had lots of transgender people, apparently it's both!

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ollie179 21

Yeah, I hate it when a penis grows out of your ****** too, it causes so much confusion.

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gc327072 30

"excuse me while I WHIP THIS OUT!" *crowd screams*

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Zhjonin 4

I'm near the top of the list for once!

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boofgall 16

Maybe you weren't 'up' for the occasion and that was her (rude) way of asking about it?

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SWC_Penguin 17

I'd hope the OP would be able to notice that. It's the part about him not knowing that makes this one so confusing.

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SApprentice 34

"Yeah, I'm sure I'm a guy. I'm a single guy."

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Damian95 16

He also could've responded(and been kicked out) with, "Is it even in yet?"

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Enslaved 36

Only someone with balls would say such a statement! :P

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whostolemylama 12

Sometimes during sex a person is so dazed that they may say random things like "I lile your feet" or "Oh my god, if dad finds out" just to name a few..This has nothing to do with real life encounters! Moves eyes back and forth.

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gracehi 31

Yeeeeeeeeah... Speak for yourself, dude.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

They're certainly dazed if they say "I lile your feet." What the heck is lile?

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TheFirstSamurai 18

lile Web definitions (liling) 1. a. slîlang. holey; full of cracks. § Ûma âka liling âduh. Wamtla na slîlang na. My, your house is full of cracks....

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Alleged_Cranium 7

She's seen too much **** and expects you to be grunting and groaning the whole time.

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HeartOfLead 24

Hmm, this comments seems upside down.

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