How about neither? I unfortunately have to hear my neighbours below me all too frequently, it's awful. The girl sounds like a suffering dog. Nothing but a bit of stomping/mockery to kill their mood.

Neither. He is trying to sleep.

Maybe play the Thin Wall Challenge?

when you're trying to sleep and have an 8 AM class the next day? neither one

So the general consensus is neither. I'm gonna say the moans just to be devil's advocate.

At least you know they have a healthy sex life!

92 I rather not know about their sex life at all

They're having sex. Are you going to say they shouldn't have sex? People should be allowed to do what they want in their own room. Just buy ear plugs.

Are other types of metal not aloud to be loud? Whoopsies... *turns down ipod volume*

Wow 29, how did you miss a pun this obvious?

I mean, it wasn't screaming in your face?

*Hears a whooshing sound* it's sad because I had just written a pun for the previous fml then I come to this one and completely miss the pun. I am shamed...

You should be.

Goes in ******

#5, my vote is for the moans. If you listen to Duran Duran, you can have the best of both worlds.

OP shoulda been a nice neighbor and cranked "closer" by NIN for them

NIN is good along with Disturbed- "Stupify" if you've "been waiting my whole life for just one ****". Or Buckcherry- "Crazy Bitch" My Darkest Days- "**** Star Dancing" Avenged Sevenfold- "Screams" Saving Able- "Addicted"(fav) :P Judas Priest- "Turbo Lover" Type O Negative- "Christian Woman" ***My list is endless But nothing beats Marvin Gaye- "Let's Get It On". Not rock but I'll bang my head another way to this.

#64, what about Jermaine Stewart - "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off to Have a Good Time?" For some bizarre reason, that ironically makes me super-horny.

Was that your theme song during amateur night at La Bares? All in a sudden I'm in the mood for a Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers, Cherry flavor!:P

#66, it was Aerosmith's "Big Ten Inch" Some lady yelled out, "Is that your hat size?" and got such a huge laugh that she went on to a moderately successful stand-up comedy career.

You'd think that he'd have a little more class and play something nicer, and better suited...NO offense to metal fans.

I'd honestly prefer neither. Had the same thing happen to me last spring; could never get any sleep because the guy next door to mine was always blasting music, during quiet hours. You could still hear his girlfriend, AND the banging of the bed against the wall...they did this nearly every single night. I so feel for you, OP

Bakarra,Do you play league of legends?

sorry on the late reply but yea aha

They were listening to Hump In Peace album by Megadeth. Anyone ever thought of making a metal porno? Like: Enter Pizzaman, by Metallica.

"Enter Sandy" "Run to the Jill's" "Crazy Jane" I don't listen to a lot I metal, so you guys could probably think of way better ones, but there could be a serious series here.

or you could just play anything by motely crue bang tango warrant or anyone else in the glam metal genre and not have to change lyrics :)

well there is a song called pussy skin by cannibal corpse. but that would have yo be an extreme video

heavy... METAL? :D

That gives head banging a whole new meaning.

#59 You headbang during sex?

Head banging against the headboard...?

61- I believe 59 meant head banging has a whole new meaning, like banging someone's penis with your mouth.

Same, same.

#49 It's a figure of speech. I know the OP is aware of what's going on.

This just became my favorite comment of the day, and i think i want you to move nextdoor to me.

Never thought SNM as the quieter form.

21- then you're vanilla :)

There's so much fun to be had with a gag, PVC tape and a cane.

I think I just got a crush