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Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.
Well he has no pride as a man to begin with from the rest of this FML so I don't know what he's trying to prove
seriously. 1.) he cheated (or tried cheating), which should definitely take away man cards. and 2.) he's whining and crying about a ******* like a little bitch. OP, your boyfriend sounds like he's 12. and he cheated/tried cheating. he's obviously a shit bag, and you should probably dump him.
He cheated and he's crying about a *******?? Dumb him pleaseee
I would tell him on to the fourth one!
Not to mention he shoved her off of him.
Omg ABUSUSE!!!! STFU
If near rape is what he needs to prove himself then get rid off him, not to mention the other slags that he tried it with...
Just wondering...how exactly are the other girls slags in your mind? For those who don't know slag is a slang word meaning **** commonly used in Britain. So by your thinking if a guy goes up to a girl and propositions her she's a **** if she says no? I bet she's also a **** if she says yes or if she oh I don't know has the nerve to walk around with a ******. Seriously, what does it take for a girl to not be a **** according to your incredibly mature and intelligent 17 year old logic? Should she wear a bag over her head, 10 layers of clothing, never leave the house, and run away if anyone of the opposite gender looks like they're about to speak to her?
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Show it anywayI agree. #108 you need to calm your **** gurl!!
I shall take it upon myself to de-escalate the situation. Puppies.
Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.
Is that how those fires started on your head?
Those are candy corn...plus they're horns not fire...
What are you talking about? he just did
Why does it say I'm correct and thumbed down while the other is incorrect and thumbed up? Seems legit
It's because 20 is trying to be funny and then you had to be all serious. We know its candy corn, it was just a joke.
Exactly what I was thinking
I thought Elephant-trunk hats were phased out..?
That's what happens when you have a 9-month-old boyfriend...
It's a miracle she understands him in the first place, unless he's like a stewie griffin kind of case
6-12 month olds shove every thing in their mouths!
Squeeze one of his balls as hard as possible. If he cries, no manhood. :-)
:| Looks like it's time to go bra shopping..
7: So I should torture my girlfriend excruciatingly because she cheated? Your logic is impeccable!
If he needs to be unfaithful to prove his manhood, it's long gone.
What a case he made for himself! Jeez, fucktards like him give blokes a bad name. I'd ditch him if I were you, he's clearly a cheating bastard and not at all serious about a relationship with you.
And your still with him?
My bad.. Autocorrect. And that makes no sense to me..
He's trying to say YOU'RE a moron, and YOUR grammar is poor. Got it?
I'm so sorry.. I didn't realise we were in English class.
Nuh swett brah jus goe bak 2 ur swagyolo wayz inglsh 4 btchs n hoez NEwayz
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Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.
Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.