By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:39 - United States - Long Beach

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Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML
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alstbv12 13

Only a few inches huh?

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Roskosity 22

0 to awkward in no time at all.

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Roskosity 22

0 to awkward in no time at all.

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Damian95 16

The bad thing is you never see these awkward moments coming in time to stop them. Luckily you have a weather forecast though!

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

100% chance of awkward. Unfortunately you couldn't predict that would happen, so FYL!

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lysx84 24

YDI for having your phone set to display the content of your texts before they're opened.

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lilhellian 26

Not just smartphones.. MY old intensity did it..

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SunAndMoon427 12

That was my exact thought. It's why my previews are off on my iPhone. No surprises if I'm away from my phone. Lol

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masala_fml 2

Next time, quickly put your phone on flight mode.

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bluehero 17

Lol I do that sometimes even though I'm a loser and never get texts

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NikkiAmber09 12

I would hope that your dad wouldn't get that reference. But dads aren't dumb when it comes to their daughters.

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perdix 29

#8, dads tend to be hyper-aware about these things, seeing sexual things in even the most innocent remark. He's going to ensure that your boyfriend is met by a cold front and dumps it load far from the viewing area.

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1crabbygirl 10

Yeah, maybe her dad was born before weather reports...

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trumpet27 1

I think mine is. And, oh yeah. I'm a girl. Doesn't apply to every dad. Trust me.

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alstbv12 13

Only a few inches huh?

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Cinderella_Man 10

Heh, beat me to it. Erm, pun intended. Xop

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hubbs666 2

The dad shouldn't worry, doesn't sound big enough for actual penetration

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Senseless_487 29

Yeah, it's awkward, but that made me laugh out loud at work. Gotta hand it to your boyfriend for creativity!

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maddymaee 12

that's not creativity, it's on the sloths memes page on Facebook! haha so cliché !

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SharnaaaBanana 22

Oh no! If you have an iPhone maybe turn your message previews off :)

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justfienne 12

You, my friend, will have one boring ass love life if "that" is sense of humor you find deplorable...

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