By awkward O_o - 24/04/2013 21:15 - United States - Saint Paul

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Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
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RodzillaX 30

Now is the time to go ********** in their bed.

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KyraJFoxx 14

That would be beyond gross. Unless that's the kind of thing they're into. I say go with option B: invest in a lock if you don't already have one -- Hope you find a way to work this out , good luck OP

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CommonSenseKarma 17

A "roommate" means that they're in the same room. That's like locking his roommate out of their whole room when he's not there. Lol

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mr_sarcastic416 29

there's another FML about a girl walking in on her brother giving his friend a hand job......not you,is it?

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KyraJFoxx 14

#21 , I understand "roommate" usually means more than one person sharing the same room and of course OP can't lock his 'roommate' out if that's the case but sometimes people say it meaning the person they live with. Like living in the same apartment or something (with seperate rooms) Not just "sharing a room".

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AboveAll04 14

that means they would have to have a sword fight...and then someone would have to get castrated for there to only be one !

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chlorinegreen 27

I have a feeling you did something that really pissed him off OP.

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whiteboy896 9

back to back right now!

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ohgeejosee 19

Maybe he wants to be in your bed.... with you ;)

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Glitter_taco_ 10

If they're roommates they share a dorm, apartment, townhouse, or a room, locking the other out wouldn't be fair.

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RodzillaX 30

Now is the time to go ********** in their bed.

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RodzillaX 30

Excuse me while I go into my chamber of disgrace for no less than 30 days.

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ordonblade46 3

Lol! Here, take my up vote.

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TheBrochure 22

The roommate has invested in some sturdy socks!

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sammyjanette 17

What if they live in the same room?

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NagainaFier 16

Buddy, do you not understand the concept of the term? Do a damn google search...

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dreamweeper370 10

Time to install a lock. Gross.

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generalasskicker 12

Yeah that the only right way to handle this

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diaspora_fml 26

... but only if you think you'd find the criminal conviction for that entertaining.

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Barhinder 9

Maybe he's attached to the bed. I would suggest switching beds in that case.

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NeatNit 32

if he allows himself to ********** in his roommate's bed, WHO KNOWS what he allows himself to do in his own bed!

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Bakarra 22

Yea! Maybe he uses his offhand! Whata daredevil!

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CrissyyyS2 22

Well... why don't you ********** in his bed? See how he feels. But then again... he could like it that you masturbated in his bed... now where will this be going.

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HouseElf 13

I would say this could only head in one direction....

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gracehi 31

One direction? ONE DIRECTION!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *Previous FML reference*

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KareBear7364 5

You should buy a lock for your room...and some new sheets of course.

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