By Kay - 02/06/2013 19:00 - India - Nagari

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Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
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GhostChickens 17

That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.

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jameen 11

I'd hate to know how you found out he was using your bras...

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wifey08 13

I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't know what Opedius means...

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sofineedsaladder 10

#69 Yes.

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MrConcise 34

I find it hilarious that the idea behind this complex is so ****** up, most FMLers need only write the name of it followed by a question mark to achieve the powerful joke that's underlying.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

69, in simple terms, Oedipus Complex is when someone is sexually attracted to their mother. In non-simple terms, it has to do with (I think) the third stage of sexual growth, where the boy is in direct competition with his father for the mother. Normally, kids grow out of it, but if they have father issues sometimes it can remain into their adult years.

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Ilikeburritos 4

#69 is clearly younger than the average high school freshman.

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Kc1001 14

Look it up. you have internet.

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23lf 16

I knew about the complex when I was in 7th grade.

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meaganxo 14

Why the f*** would he need a bra for?

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awkward_gothlady 32

That's probably one of those things you don't really want to know.

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ElatedEarthling 15

Dressing like a woman probably turns OP's son on to the extreme.

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rocker_chick105 31

"why the **** would he need a bra" or "what the **** would he need a bra for." Sorry, I can't be the only person it annoyed? Right? No?

keverdeen 14

He probably likes to feel them and imagine they're real boobs or something idk

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

If you really want to know..he's probably using them like a gym sock.. Now if you don't know why guys use a sock, well, don't worry about it.

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PhotoSmith 25

It may get him excited to know a woman's breasts were inside it. Kinda creepy about it being his mom's, though.

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GhostChickens 17

That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.

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GhostChickens 17

Didn't mean to write "thing" before mother. Oops, I got so caught up in the creepy whirlpool of weirdness that I forgot how to use words. Sorry.

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Dracoboxer357 35

3- Probably when Op put it on and realized she didn't need the straps to keep it stuck on. ;P

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ise3 10

I feel like the son liked dem old bras more than new or freshly washed ones

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Dracoboxer357 35

O.o Odd, interesting, and sadly disturbing. I'm not really sure how you want to start a conversation with your offspring about politely refraining ftom using your personal clothing as a sperm receptical. ;p Good luck with that one, Op.

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theycallmekitty 13

He must have a very vivid imagination...

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ironichalibut 24

Yeah, the kind of imagination that makes you key out blood curdling screams as shadows come to kill you in the night, or babble nonsense at people in the street while wearing a heap of dirty rags. Oh, the beauty of the human mind!

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Welshite 39

You need to approach him and let him know that sort of behaviour is positively creepy.

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theaaxis 27

I've heard of creepier fedishes.. Not many, mind you. FYL.

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WaBrewer 11

Some people like being pooped on. There are weirder people out there.

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inthedopeshow 17

Is a fedish similar to a radish?

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jmcr 27

There is a fetish where ppl want to be eaten alive during sex and/or eat their partner during sex

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littlem91 29

I think you're thinking of a praying mantis...

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deathy94 14

Some people are into some very strange things.

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erockinthesuburb 17

As awkward as this is going to be, you really need to sit down with him about this and explain whyyyy this is not acceptable behavior. People develop complexes from this sort of thing.

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DocBastard 38

I'm still trying to figure out if he's been fapping into the bra or wearing it while fapping. Not that either is any less creepy than the other.

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little_one 20

Possibly caressing it while fapping? Yeah you need you stop this before he turns into doctor koop from Nurse Jackie grabbing women's boobs whenever he gets nervous without realizing it.

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