Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

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Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
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TrinityisLife 22

So you forgot your crystal ball, too, huh? Don't you hate when that happens?

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Cristoforo 17

You could have turned his logic back at him and raged at him for should of knowing that you were driving when he sent that text, unsafe. (Again, I know that doesn't make sense but neither does his logic)

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TrinityisLife 22

So you forgot your crystal ball, too, huh? Don't you hate when that happens?

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life_sucks225 13

HA, i like your comment ^

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KrustyKrap 5

39 Ha! I like ur comment

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Ins0mau 20

40 - Thumb it up and move along, sir.

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slickchrome 11

42- I hate ur comment!

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adam3650 12

43 - Thumb it down and move along, sir.

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ApollosMyth 22

Squidward - "I hate all of you."

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DaftDude 11

54 - Thumb all the comments down and move along, sir.

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jojj351 12

walk in to see a bunch of people yelling with thumbs up and down everywhere, "what in God's name did I miss? Why is there a freaking talking squid?"

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KawaiiCupcake 14

Not replying is a good idea. Don't text and drive!!

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Cristoforo 17

You could have turned his logic back at him and raged at him for should of knowing that you were driving when he sent that text, unsafe. (Again, I know that doesn't make sense but neither does his logic)

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Ian7890 23

or that he should have known that op was going to send him a text when he was showing off his phone

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Jharrist89 12

His fault for not warning you. Obviously he should be expecting one back at anytime. His fault.

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Chromax 8

On an all new episode of My Psychic Girlfriend…

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Chromax 8

What?! Next, you'll be telling me My Psychic Girlfrind isn't even a real show! Anyway, give your mother your regards.

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KLeePrice 11

41 was using op's name as a joke. I thought it was rather funny!

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Punch him for being an idiot.

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lordslaya53 14

Well you OBVIOUSLY should've known. Unless you actually did know and you were trying to score a threesome

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mixinitup 12

Yeah, What's wrong with you? You should know better than to not use your psychic visions before texting your boyfriend.

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