By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Spicy
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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golden_warrior 23

Well, if you hand kinky sex afterwards then mission accomplished!

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golden_warrior 23

Well, if you hand kinky sex afterwards then mission accomplished!

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Zebediabolical 39

I thought the first one was accurate. After being laughed at they probably both had kinky sex with their hands.

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Binglebeee 16

Awwww, at least someone put the effort in

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nephilim241 19

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sulitak 27

my husband loves it when I put on his dress blues jacket, heels and nothing else. easier to take it off

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Allornone 35

You can be surprised. My man loves it when i wear one of his dress shirts or tees (and nothing else). Given his reaction, he seems to think it's pretty sexy

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EMTchic 14

My fiancé also loves it when I wear nothing but one of his shirts. I'd be willing to venture that a majority of guys like for their girlfriend/fiancée/wife to dress like that, seeing as it doesn't seem to be an uncommon occurrence. It even sounds common on FML, and I'd say we are anything but common people =)

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DocBastard 38

I have to agree with the ladies above me. There's very little that's hotter than a woman dressing up like OP did.

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twinkiefeets 17

My man was very happy to come home and see me wearing nothing but his tie and my highest heels.

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jakeydudey 13

Oh we're all sharing kinky stories! Well my girlfriend likes it when I wear her high heels and skirt!... Wait, I don't have a girlfriend.

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mikepzz 27

Atleast you tried. You failed yes but still tried.

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buckdharma 36

what I meant was did he stand at attention?

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KatjaM 15

Probably because they made another comment separately instead of in the thread they had already started. Some people get hissy about small things here.

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DocBastard 38

Aye aye, captain! I hope he started talking about the motion of his ocean then.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Did you still manage to fire his submarine's torpedoes?

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skip_m 6

What he should have done was check out your aft.

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