By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:14 - Poland - Polska

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Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML
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larryb1986 9

I would start walking around in a poncho and carrying an umbrella

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FightMyLiger 19

Poland always gets hit first by these global assaults. World War J is upon us!

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larryb1986 9

I would start walking around in a poncho and carrying an umbrella

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RpiesSPIES 27

Op said her brother said everyone, #1, so keep that in mind ~4 years from now when he finishes with Poland and moves to the Americas.

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azk3000 9

If this is such a big deal for him he probably got you a long time ago

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Jjimen1654 9

Also op need to lock the door when asleep!

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AngrySailor 17

^^ It's a Frank Zappa reference. Thumb away for me having to tell you.

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FightMyLiger 19

Poland always gets hit first by these global assaults. World War J is upon us!

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flashback.miss 28

All aboard for Switzerland! Neutrality!!!! but seriously, I'm sure he's just messing with you...

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coolboy675 16

He's gonna make it rain?

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unknown_user5566 26

Since when is **** chocolate colored?

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Shrike 23

You'd best see a doc about that one, #15. I'm not sure the FML community is exactly qualified to help out with that.

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dancinwookie 21

#38- It sounds like you might also want to get that checked out. If your dick is giving off dander...You can't just use Head and Shoulders. I mean you could, but then we'd hear about it.

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SMHsohard 22

It's refreshing to see a young man with a definite life goal; so many youngsters don't know what they want to do. And, I don't know why, but I just got a mental image of a stick figure with one arm the size of a Hulk Hogan python.

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capslockisgood 19

48 I was going to thumb you up until I read that creepy mental image you had.

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SMHsohard 22

Gotta admit it was a vivid picture.

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CharresBarkrey 15

I wanna thumb you up, 5, but you're right at 69

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dancinwookie 21

#48- You just described Trogdor the Burninator. Except he is a dragon with one large human arm.

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BradTheBrony 19

TROGDOOOOOR Burninating the peasants!

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inthedopeshow 17

He's certainly ambitious

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syki 22

Really? I'd say he's coming places.

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ComoEsJuan 24

I hope he is young, because that is going to be hard, long task. But hey, lets face it, gotta hand it to him for having a goal in the first place.

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DocBastard 38

He meant everyone EXCEPT his sister, right? Right??

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michael666 7

what about his mom?

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Cheeley 17

Or any kids he may have in the future.

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M3DIC4T3 29

What about his grandmother? Aunt? Everyone in the world also includes his dad, and his pets? O.o

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BradTheBrony 19

More like **** free. And not ****-free in the sense of being devoid of semen, but **** free as in TO ****, freely and without constraint.

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kpc2424 13

The phrase from Gary Busey in Point Break comes to mind.... "Young, dumb, and full of cum"

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