By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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Hypertudism 15

Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".

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ColdplaySucks 18

Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.

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Hypertudism 15

Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".

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kerrwoof 13

I'm wondering how old OP and her boyfriend are. Almost sounds like he's a little too young to be having sex.

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iOceanus 18

For some reason, I thought he was going to shove it down his penis hole... I scarred myself o_o

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azk3000 9

maybe the boyfriend has one of those reverse o mastic penises that sucks up eggs instead of shooting out sperm. you know how it is...

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hugozac88 22

Wow at least he didn't suggest the birth control method most men prefer or offer.....pulling out

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DracoSpirita 21

I don't believe that birth control pills work on men. I could be wrong though.

GoodLookingGeese 10

Another genius!

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gameofthrones_fml 12

#2 no, they don't. But researchers are in the process of developing birth control pills for men.

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frenchaussie 5

WOW!! Please tell us you are joking, or you are as stupid as OP's boyfriend...

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Pro_Nothing 9

#36 Researchers have long scrapped that project due to it giving males the same symptoms women recieve during menstruation, aside from the bleeding. Apparently, males can't handle that. I mean, what the ****? I'd gladly do that for my girlfriend/wife.

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skyttlz 32

BC pills work by Thinning the uterus wall and preventing ovulation. It takes a month for it to be working fully. One pill beforehand won't do anything.

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EduJav321 24

Well, technically, it makes more sense to unload a gun than wear a bullet-proof vest

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crazytwinsmom 25

But I would never count on a guy to remember to take it everyday. Women need to protect themselves.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Forgive me if I'm wrong, and maybe I'm the only one, but I thought that DracoSpirita was using a form of satire called "gross understatement." It may not have been executed very well, but I very much doubt they were being serious.

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fakkumairaifu 14

**** that noise. She should be on the pill, or have a norplant or another similar method. He should bring his own condoms and use them properly. It's both people's responsibility. That's what equality is.

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Nysha 17

Especially if the person taking it doesn't have a uterus.

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shyeahh_fml 19

I'm about 90% sure that #2 was being sarcastic. Why does nobody pick up on the sarcasm on this website?

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Poppipuff 14

115- Usually you leave some clues showing you are actually being sarcastic. 2 didn't give any when she said "I don't believe [...] but I could be wrong". But maybe your comment was sarcastic ?

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caitlinbblack 14

Really?? Omg birth control pills for men? Lol I mean I guess

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ColdplaySucks 18

Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.

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superrocket19 17

Even I know how that works. And I'm 11

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Welshite 39

There is actually research being done for birth control for men. The preliminary results are promising.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Isn't that called, umm, castration! Yeah, that's it!

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rg350dx 29

It's better to unload the gun than shoot it at a bulletproof vest!

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monnanon 13

first of all its a vasectomy not castration and that is not birth control that is sterilisation. secondly they are attempting to make birth control for men in pill form, you know, like the ones women have.

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golden_warrior 23

lol, Next time he might ask for a tampon

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RayearthNinja 10

dont breed, for the love of god, please dont

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ZombieInConverse 13

Your boyfriends either an idiot or hiding something huge from you, which your about to find out.

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clemsi 20

If he is hiding that I doubt it would be huge

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KayleeT 9

Maybe you should wait until he actually understands how things work...

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kim_larsa 5

Tell him he'll grow a pair of boobs and a ******. If he's THAT gullible hell probably believe it!

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j_cat187 19

You really shouldn't be having sex with a minor anyways.

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