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Yay! Because every girl loves a used sex toy !
She has a box of gag GIFTS. They're not used.
the mom of OP bought it new. nobody would give a used sex toy... hopefully..
Lol
Is a gag one of the gifts? Or...
Hopefully...
21, seriously? I don't think it would have been a FML in that case. Op- send the chainsaw with the silicone tongues attached to the chain.
The quotations marks in the Fml clearly tell us they weren't "gag gifts".
46, sometimes people post these just to share a funny story, not for sympathy or to say they had a bad time. Some post stuff obviously their fault because they felt their stupidity was funny enough to share... like the time I almost beheaded myself because I didn't listen to my father when he told me to pull my head in the sun roof before he pulled into the low ceiling garage. He heard two thumps and found my sprawled on the floor. My fault? Certainly. Funny story? Yep.
^cool story. I am well aware that fml is for entertainment, however my point to 21 was that the fml reads (to my English skills anyways) that these toys were not "new" or bought an saved to give as "gifts". Trollollo.
I suggest feeding cuppycake some bread. Extra stale.
Ouch, can't handle being told you're wrong?
I thought I was wrong once, turned out I was right.... But I do support the "duck hunt" it's not flattering ladies.
Hey kerosene, don't provoke the ducks, I got one quacking in my inbox now. QUACK! QUACK!
I'm laughing so hard right now
AngrySailor- you're being an arrogant ass. especially because you're wrong. the box WAS gag gifts. Just because there are quotations around "box of gag gifts" doesn't mean its implying that its not actually gag gifts. however if it said 'box of "gag" gifts' that would be different. but it doesn't so it isn't and therefore you are wrong. and then because you are wrong you resorted to insults which is very childish and last time i checked, children shouldn't be on this site
I'm not being ass. I don't think they are "gag gifts", that's all. I can take the heat. I'm no the one sending PM's.... ....or making stupid faces o_O Oh wait...
Damn this new fml mobile format! That was a reply to #95 ^
Why is this in the Intimacy category then if they are gag gifts?
Oh, that's disturbing. She could've just headed to a toy store last minute.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayI think it's pretty rude to waste a response space posting an original comment so you are on page one.
just joined FML and want aware of the rules regarding replies. my apologies to everyone offended. additionally FYL for being a douche and pointing this out to be so rudely.
I would be scarred for life if my mom asked me to do that.
well, I dont really think anyone would enjoy the thought of your mom playing with toys. not that its wrong that your mom had sex or enjoys the feeling (I mean, how else would we be here) but its still not a pleasant thought.
The thought of giving & then receiving used anal beads just makes me quiver.
That would be extremely awkward!
I'd say the **** ring, since the anal beads are strictly for his pleasure. It is her party after all! On a serious note OP, live a little. I hope that someday you are as fun as your mom.
7- not everybody finds pleasure in inanimate-object-******* o_O
Anal beads can be used on a woman.
What the hell are you talking about, 27? Women don't have assholes.
Oh, 29. You have so much to learn :D
Chipmunk, not that women haven't used anal beads, but they are designed to be used on a man during his ******. you pull a bead out one at a time. makes his ****** stop and start in spurts. when the bead presses against his prostate it stops it. gives a man a multiple ****** in essence. Do your research.
The More You Know...
#50 that's nice lol
this thread needs to end..
More like make a fart stop and start in spurts if you ask me.
I did not know that, now I do. Not sure how I feel about that.
#43 you've just destroyed my innocence. And I didn't think I had any innocence left.
mother of god..
Hmm. That would be ironic!
Oh that sucks. That would have been super awkward.
Hahaha
Oh lord that's unpleasant.
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One little bead, two little beads...and this make three, how many beads can she fit inside she, four little beads, five little beads and the last one is six, tonight im sure she'll get her fix, slide them in, big one first, go on beads...do your worst, and when she begins to scream and shout...grab the string and pull em out