By theunluckylifeofme - 26/06/2013 20:33 - United States - Gilroy

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Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back their change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML
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StzaCrack666 18

never heard the term "sex nose" before. i might have to use it now

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Pwn17 25

Seriously, who the **** does that in front of a drive thru window?

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thatkidhesh 11

people have the balls to do some cray stuff these days.

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Damian95 16

Oh... You're NOT supposed to do that in the drive through? Shit...

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evilscorpi 29

I work at bk and I'm glad I haven't seen any crazy shit like that....yet

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SuperDanielNL 23

Who calls a penis a sex-nose? That eufemism disturbs me the most.

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botanistjessica 24

Yeah, I don't like sex-nose either. I don't know why posting an FML requires coming up with some off-the-wall names for people/things.

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hellobobismyname 24

I think maybe OP meant sex hose.. That makes more sense, although it's really not that much better.

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ScruffyFML 10

If that was me, I'd grab a note and write the site to some penis enlargement site then gently pass him the note with a smile.

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imaginaryvoice 18

Oh, the McDonald's drive-thru? Yeah I remember you. You got our order wrong.

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SwaggCapone 11

time to "accidentally" spill a ice cold drink in his lap

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JoeGrant 12

For you it was just awkward. Don't worry so much, OP, you probably won't ever see them again anyway. Lighten up!

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ouimetnick 10

He was giggling. He didn't seem embarrassed to me.

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JoeGrant 12

Misread it at first.

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NeatNit 32

actually, no, I don't get this one at all. so ******* what? clearly they're doing something, those two. what's that got to do with you? your comment made perfect sense to me.

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CharresBarkrey 15

I agree. OP probably wouldn't even recognize the guy if they saw him again, what with all the people someone working a drive-thru sees.

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StzaCrack666 18

never heard the term "sex nose" before. i might have to use it now

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Caitie_kid 8

Yeah, until I read "fully erect", all I was thinking was "what the hell is a sex-nose??" Lol.

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Epikouros 31

N00bz! It was used on FML before, in the illustration for the guy who got his sex-nose caught when closing his laptop. Wait, why am I proud to know this?

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dontpanic_fml 32

Perhaps she got it from the Futurama human horn episode. If not, she just has a creative mind for naming things I guess...

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tacojauns 45

Really guys It's obviously from Clockwork Orange

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IworkAt711 14

Or Chris Fehn of Slipknot

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bgibbz 15

Is he having fries with that shake?

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cuppycakeslove 20

Drive-thru people do not get paid enough to put up with that shit. Sorry, OP

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teamo2192 4

trust me i feel you. kfc/taco bell does not pay enough to deal with all the unruliness and bad attitudes of the customers. inside or drive thru

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astralvagan 20

If it were me, I would have poured hot coffee on it/him.... But that's why I don't work in drive thru... I hope you can wash that image from your mind OP

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thatkidhesh 11

....and been arrested.. for seeing an erection and scalding the guy for it. the guy in the car is a little crazy, you're flat out psycho.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Hot coffee - just no. XL ice-water - yes. Works wonders on those nosy sex-noses.

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phatdaddy62 23

Actually 45, what the driver did is a felony in most jurisdictions.

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thatkidhesh 11

93 and the punishment is a second degree burn?

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Sfaizi24 17

And you should commit a felony as well? It's not exactly legal to burn someone's sex nose.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

So you must've been in the car with him! I catch your drift.

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zingline89 18

That's what you get for being nosey. Snot nice.

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bootytoo 14

How is handing someone their change being nosey??

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BeccaHugs 17

I think 11 was trying to make a pun. They were apparently unsuccessful.

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CVTTRVN 19

Uh yeah could I get a number 12 with a side of an erection ? Thanks man.

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