By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20

Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)

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Comments

iipinkette 16

Atleast he didn't put the Doritos bag back...?

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thatkidhesh 11

I wonder whether he was intentionally trying to give them that delicious nacho scent.

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meihua 19

If there were any left... How stale would they be? How often would OP's brother be getting some? ~_~

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thatkidhesh 11

pretty stale and pretty often. guessing those are the answers to your questions.

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Damian95 16

But put them in a bag of Lays so that way he won't expect ANYTHING to be in it.

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

You win all of the awards

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ositoakaluis 16

18 OP needs to take it a step further and put some lays chips on top so that OP brother won't expect anything

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thatkidhesh 11

there are some people who would have used the doritos bag. thank goodness hes being safe the conventional way.

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Michele2luv 8

The question is . . .were there any left?

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Dewoe 18

OP said the bag was full, please read carefully before commenting

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soupermeal 10

its because all the condoms were used 20...

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feelingold 18

um...I think 3 means were there any Doritos left? Thinking with your stomach where the rest of FML readers are thinking with their dicks.

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Michele2luv 8

Yep, was referring to the chips but whatevs

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Melix 31

She meant if there were Doritos left in the bag

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SleeplessBeauty 12

At least he gloved it :)

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jamsie_fml 17

Yeah, cuming in the bag would have been worse...

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Pesticides 19

yeah, I'd rather have a child than a sticky Doritos bag!

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buckstop1 37

I keep my "gloves" in an empty pack of Ice Breakers then throw it away so no one suspects a thing.

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Pesticides 19

of course, now every guy has a Doritos bag full of used condoms under their bed now. right?

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JFurr 9

It's more disgusting if the bag was a Cool Ranch bag.

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cuppycakeslove 20

Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)

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beachbum561fla 14

What she said!

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lennelleong 33

Did it explain the wonky smell in his room?

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little_one 20

Yeah leaving a bunch of used condoms to rot under his bed would make the place smell rank.

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