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By idk ask freud - 04/07/2013 04:11 - United States - Portland

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Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML
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buddy51 23

Still a better love story than Twilight!

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Wizardo 33

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese. Everybody's looking for Stilton".

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ozpunker 20

Did you wake up to cheese? If not, what's the problem?

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buddy51 23

Still a better love story than Twilight!

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Bano360 25

Most overused sentence on the Internet right now. However it is so true.

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triplebeerox 27

Whatever floats your boat!

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jojimugo 20

Or melts your cheese

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gotaplanstan 28

Or floats your melting boat that's made of cheese

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Googolman 29

I wouldn't want to be on that boat.

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Pwn17 25

I'd like to think we all have a thing for velveeta.

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Wowxoxo 17

Nope, I prefer real cheese... Maybe some Camembert or comté

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jw90 18

I can't say I blame you. Velveeta cheese is..yea it's just nice..

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Chellybelly92 14

But it's so warm and thick and GOOD!!! No? Still weird? Intense dreams about food are awesome. Food almost ties with sex almost all the time lol.

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xplicitkontent 18

Food/eating and sex cause the release of oxytocin.

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_DudeGuy_ 16

You're both right in a way. Dopamine is released when eating and having sex, or pretty much anything you have to do to survive. Oxytocin is also released when having sex.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Oxytocin is a bonding hormone... Pretty sure it isn't released when eating. Unless you bond with your food? Oh. Cucumbers right? :p

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