Dreams can come true

By amiezingme - 26/07/2013 13:09 - United States - Swansboro

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Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Palmela Handerson likes it rough.

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teamlightskin 14

How in the world did he manage to do that??

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biggestfan23 11

#1 your profile pic is awesome though. Born Sinner!!

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salazara 10

Methinks he got a wee bit carried away.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

You're right, he was with "Jill" (if you don't get it, Google it ppl)

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mr_sarcastic416 29

you're right #66 he wasn't alone, he was with "Jill"

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teamlightskin 14

How in the world did he manage to do that??

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jkmartinjk 16

Going hard with the right hand. If you catch my drift.

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BlueFlatts 20

Maybe he lied and broke the bed by jumping on it.

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redbandit9877 12

Why would anyone want to break a bed during sex? It's not worth what you have to pay afterward.

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Dracoboxer357 35

4- Bragging rights. Just feeding the ego.v;p

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Ambient25 24

Did she just say what I think she said?? Who would NOT want to break a bed during sex...

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firstbasemaster 15

Time to get a new boyfriend

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, definitely a new bed, though...

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ElricMustang 23

I don't even have to look at your profile to know you're under 16. Your comment says it all.

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

...and his username, AND his profile (if you do care enough to look).

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, he does love baseball, so maybe his user name is referring to his mastery of getting on base. No? Oh well. I never remember what all those sexual bases mean anyway. Is first base a kiss or feeling up?

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Baytheshark 14

#40 First base is kissing, feeling up is usually classified as second base.

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DKjazz 20

Is it possible to steal bases? What does it mean if there are three men on base?

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RedPillSucks 31

Means that she likes it hard and will definitely need a new bed

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vintaqe 28

If its already on the floor, you can't break it again. Lose/win situation.

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xTrepidation 14

Oh my goodness I'm sorry OP. I hope he actually feels terrible about it. I have to say though a bed that lasted 150 years is impressive regardless!

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pedinhuh 23

Soo he does it better with his hand??? something is wrong with him, and how did he managed to do that? Now I want to see what kind of excuse he will give to his family.

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Raykyogrou03 12

It's not really considered sex when you're by yourself

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