Intimacy: Bad, bad, bad

Bad, bad, bad

By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 10:30 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

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Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

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You deserved it 6 702

Disappointed

By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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You deserved it 224

Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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You'd know by now

By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 04:51 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML

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You deserved it 2 465

By Anonymous - 18/08/2018 03:30

Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML

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No. Just… No.

By none - 22/08/2013 04:27 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

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You deserved it 8 832

By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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You deserved it 11 084

By Anonymous1221 - 21/11/2016 07:12

Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML

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You deserved it 1 459

By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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You deserved it 38 809

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 19 August 2013 9:19

That must have been a pain in the ass.

Bevspeaks 11

Monday 19 August 2013 9:18

Well you should have been honest instead of lying, what if he sees you with another guy? That'll hurt him worse than the truth.

Comments

Bevspeaks 11

Monday 19 August 2013 9:18

Well you should have been honest instead of lying, what if he sees you with another guy? That'll hurt him worse than the truth.

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 19 August 2013 9:19

That must have been a pain in the ass.

leogachi 15

Monday 19 August 2013 9:22

This joke occurs so often that I don't even laugh in my head anymore.

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 19 August 2013 9:26

Mmkay

woainishamu 21

Monday 19 August 2013 9:20

Lol it must have hurt too much.

Accept 11

Monday 19 August 2013 9:42

I doubt the sex was painful. It was just bad sex.

daliagrande 17

Monday 19 August 2013 9:20

If you've liked him for that long then you shouldn't let the sex ruin it. You can always help him get better.

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 19 August 2013 9:23

If he's liked him for this long before something came of it, I'm betting OP put him on a pedestal, making his expectations far too high.

DemonNecron 9

Monday 19 August 2013 9:39

All girls need to think like you haha

Wolstenholme 11

Monday 19 August 2013 9:21

Maybe you're just too anal about your sex.

cuppycakeslove 20

Monday 19 August 2013 9:22

You've probably crushed that guys sex confidence

Risho96 10

Monday 19 August 2013 9:25

Oh well. Now you have 4 options: 1) Admit you lied. 2) Stay perpetually single. 3) Get a girlfriend. Or 4) Move far, far, away. Take your pick.

ydi_4_suking 20

Monday 19 August 2013 9:38

Or stay with the guy and keep trying till he gets better at sex

DKjazz 20

Monday 19 August 2013 9:25

That must have really hurt his feelings. FHL.

PossiblyInDanger 24

Monday 19 August 2013 9:28

Not everything is about sex, OP. If you like him, he likes you, and you could have a good relationship, don't let this ruin it. You can find ways to make it better, together.