By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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SWC_Penguin 17

This isn't a criticism of you, but it really blows my mind whenever I hear a girl talk about sex and her "first ******." The idea that you can get to sexual activity without ever masturbating is just crazy weird to me. Love thyself first and you won't be so dependent on jerky boys. You deserve better.

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crisanba 18

First time jitters I guess

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thehumanlyhuman 7

If those are what your jitters are like, remind me to never have sexual relations with you

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Grayness_ 26

So you were thinking about it @#35? 0.o

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thehumanlyhuman 7

There's a tough crowd for this fml's comments, it appears

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Jesus.. Babies having sex!? What has this world come to!? And I thought teenagers were bad, it's really the toddlers you gotta watch out for.

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Sarahandlucas 9

Have you realized that every comment you post gets so many negative comments that you have to tap to see it?? Maybe you should look at what your putting BEFORE you send it. Js.

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JE553 9

Didn't want the mood to be ruined obviously

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Grayness_ 26

Lol. He prolly didn't know and thought that she making those noises were annoying.

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addioty 19

Sherlock? Is that you?

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RealTalk0 7

You should've just left then and there honestly..

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Nyx_fml 23

I think that more than leaving, at that moment she just wanted to come.

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Jst4kicks 16

lol at least you were enjoyin it

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jesustitts 20

At least he didn't just stop and ruin the moment! What are you complaining for?

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jesustitts 20

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Zomg_Okay 26

39 - We're not. It's just that "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, DUH" is most people's go-to defence when the thumbs down start rolling in.

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Rodville 28

I have never said that I was just being sarcastic. I accept my thumbs down like a big boy. As for the OP next time just before he comes choke his ass. Let the downwards thumbs begin

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Wizardo 33

Should have tried to tell him you were close as hard as it may have been...

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bhou56 7

It would have been worse if he suddenly shoved his dong in your mouth!

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Uhm.. No it wouldn't, they were already having consensual sex, why would that suddenly turn it to rape..?

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RedPillSucks 31

because you can't say "no" if you've got a dick in your mouth?

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angelitared 27

Very sensitive of him!! What a *** bag!

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Trisha_aus 15

I reckon fuckclump sounds a little better no?

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