You took the words right out of my mouth!

Isn't abstinence the only foolproof way of preventing them? cause I'm pretty sure ops boyfriend has that down.

Abstinence, 99.99% effective.

That .01% is from those women's toilet seats I blew all over.. And all those cab seats.. I think I have a problem..

or wind pollination

Or God's will (Mary, assuming she didn't bone some Roman dude.)

Are condoms expansive? I think you're bf is cheap or just doesn't wanna have sex with you.

Or it's like that episode of mythbusters were the women was inseminated by a bullet that had previously caused debilitating injury to some soldier during the civil war. I don't remember if it was busted or not.

Well at least he is bein responsible . You should buy some

53, Busted. :)

Which is exactly why he's refusing to have sex with her. No money = no condoms = no sex = no babies, which = more money.

Ever heard of pull out? Just sayin' :)

Babies are super expensive plus babies poop, pee, and puke all over you too. Maybe you should let your boyfriend babysit and then use the money to buy some condoms, which by the way are not that expensive!

137 ever heard of precome? just sayin

Also 99.99% less fun

Apparently she's not getting any either way...

And abstinence doesn't cost a dime. She says her boyfriend won't have sex with her. Not having sex=no expensive babies.

Tis true

51 Yes actually condoms are expansive. If you blow into them, they will expand.

#2, maybe "share the cost" would be a better way to put it. You never want the words "split" and "condom" to ever get close.

Perdix, give me back my thought. I was using it.

To be honest, you don't really want "split" anywhere in a conversation about sex do you??

#138, unless you want your gf to "split" her legs open ;)

I personally think the perfect plan would be to buy the first few condoms, make it clear that she'll never have sex without condoms, give him the best sex he's ever had, and then he should have absolutely no problem buying the condoms in the future. :)

We like to be called frugal.

Atleast he's being safe.

Seriously, they're $3 at the store and free at planned parenthood

this darn recession!

I wish they were cheap here... you almost pay $2 per condom

He has his priorities straight....? Maybe?

or maybe his priorities are straight but he isnt?... it is a possibility.

I think you mean the expression "chump change."

They're not having sex he doesn't need to pay for a child.

If you think a baby is only gonna cost you $2k I have some bad news for you..

34, it's estimated to be about 250,000 up to age 18 without even counting college.

I meant to say that...my fingers went faster than my mind...

Well I say majority, more like a couple.

well said

Oh yeah, there's noooo way that can go wrong -__-

of course not. I perfer a sandwhich bag. Ziploc of course. then nothing can get out.