By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

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Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
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omgitsmoe 26

Did your friend smile ?

lex1459 38

#3 wasn't being a dick, she was merely suggesting that if she were, #1 would want to see her as well.

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golden_warrior 23

23 - your big smile just goes perfect with this thread :) and number 1, that's just gross. He is your dad, sicko

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TheCanucklehead 22

I like how this thread goes: bad comment, good comment, bad...

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TheCanucklehead 22

Yes 1. She smiled at her friend's dad's penis. Yes 6. That was a bad pun. Yes 41. You misread this FML

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IloveToLaugh143 21

That's a pretty dicky situation. Next time maybe your dad shouldn't cum?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Come on, 61. He just wanted to get the money shot. Oh snap, crackle, and pop! Haha..

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euphoricness 28

45, I had to thumb down your comment to keep the pattern going... CRAP I'm next!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Well damn, I'm just going to say random yet intellectual comments after the person who's next in line to get voted down Hello, you guys may know me as Mcfeeli, but did you also know I'm not a robot? That's all for now folks, see you guys after the next comment, whenever that'll be.

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euphoricness 28

You're right, Nyx, but I had to thumb you down to keep this pattern going!

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brandoneyez1 25

Did your dad by chance want your friend to see it? Stranger things have happened. In any event I love the comment #1

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protoasha 11

The trend even continued after your comment

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killuhand 12

you have to admit, it was pretty ballsy.

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klovemachine 24

OP and her friend got the shaft

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BlueFlatts 20

That's a really sick way of looking at it #38.

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klovemachine 24

That wasn't my intention, 57. It was just a stupid attempt at a shaft joke :( and I failed at it. 5 did a better job at the shaft joke

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RedPillSucks 31

I thought it was funny

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\ 28

Yep. Noor just wrote what phonetically translates to "hah hah hah hah"

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Pleonasm 35

Honononononononononononononon *very nasal* à la French.

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Zaros_fml 24

I bet he feels pretty shafted right now.

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Cusefan5 6

My school had homecoming last night...

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Zaros_fml 24

That was so relevant to my comment. Thank you for your input.

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soccer_bball 8

OMG. That must've been pretty awkward. I'm sure you and your father will have a talk about that later, and I hope your friend tries to ignore it.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Wtf why do people always act so damn sympathetic. It's so annoying.

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Jazmine453 8

#32 Why does it have to be an act? Is empathy that unheard of.

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Rainhawk94 27

Yea it is. People don't want to be down voted so they act sympathetic

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Jazmine453 8

#55 I'm not saying that some people don't lie and act like they are sympathetic when they are not. I'm just saying that a lot of people really do have empathy for others. Also it's the internet people lie. Don't like it? Get off.

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soccer_bball 8

#55 You're looking too far into this. OP probably would appreciate some sympathy. All I know is that I would be pretty embarrassed had it been me.

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kelloggg 8

Classic. The amount of times I nearly do this to people. Always delete!

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MeowZebraMeow 7

You often accidentally show people pictures of your penis?

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\ 28

It's alright #10. We still respect you regardless of the choices you make in life.

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saraitkddh 47

this would make the situation of this FML post even worst...

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LittleBastard 20

With that comment, it already is worse..

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xXxGraveStonexXx 20

That's the first thing I thought..

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shinikageWolf 15

Maybe it was a full nude? See dad's face aaaaaannnnnnndddd he's naked.

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AntiPrude 26

how DID she know?? Maybe the FML was just that her friend saw it, not OP....

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masterof1 7

Was it your boyfriend.......because akward level would increase by 1000

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hcollins1 18

Why would OP's dad have a picture of her boyfriends dick?

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yukumariooo 11

Wouldn't that be spelling and not grammar

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