By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:18 - Jamaica - Kingston

Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
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theonex17 15

Tell his friends that you faked it and see how he feels after that

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Dracoboxer357 35

Kinda does matter, and if he can't enjoy sex with Op because of That, then perhaps a dry spell reminder that her intimacy is a privilege, not a right, is in order. :p

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incoherentrmblr 21

Guess what day it is... Stroke DaYYYYYY!!!...

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theonex17 15

Tell his friends that you faked it and see how he feels after that

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Camels scare me in general. Have you ever seen the inside of their mouth? Scariest thing ever..

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TheCrispyCat 20

...why are you looking inside camels' mouths?

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greeneyebeauty9 28

It's not like I tried to look in its mouth. My friend had showed me a picture of a camel yawning & pointed out how creepy it was.

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WhatsOpTic 11

Crispy...your picture......I can't exactly understand why

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kittenchaser 5

After these kind of fml im starting to think I should hide my face, when I'll have sex.

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Dracoboxer357 35

4- Nah, don't hide it, embrace it! Personally, the last thing I'm doing during sex is looking to critique my partner's O-face, as I'm a little distracted in the moment. ;P But if that's really a serious concern for you, either dim the lights, or practice in front of a mirror or something. I vote for not giving a shit, but to each their own. ;P

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kittenchaser 5

well I have kind of low self esteem so im scared I will look creepy as **** xD and to fap in front of a mirror..? uhm. I don't know..

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vassal44 9

Judging by your picture, you have nothing to worry about; you're gorgeous

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6FootUnder 11

Lol your 15, sex should be the last thing on your mind right now.

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FloMarDee 19

next ****** will be with another partner GUARANTEED

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mya55 11

Well that's a bit harsh, don't you think? Nothing that can't be talked over. . .

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ViviMage 38

Please tell that twit that his sex life is private! And yours is too!!

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buckdharma 36

I think that would make him a camel jockey.

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