By gimmeafknbreak - 17/01/2014 23:59 - United States - Alamogordo

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Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML
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It was actually quite humorous. Even my father laughed...though some others didn't find my boyfriend's statement quite so funny. And for those that were asking, yes...he pulled through. in fact about twenty minutes after the "incident". haha. Those family dinners get SO boring.

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cricketsins 36

I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

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cricketsins 36

I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

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alliewillie 22

You're also married and thats expected. Op could be 17.

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OlChickenBeard 16

You lucky bitch.

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JMichael 25

Well did your turkey get stuffed?

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Dre27 20

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tranced_ 45

I'd choose silence over awkward conversations and unnecessary interrogation.

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