Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: Come on!

Come on!

By prochainefois - 31/01/2014 21:05 - France - Paris

Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Come on Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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You deserved it 3 890

MrPortalFan 21

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:35

You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

Catkam623 27

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:36

I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

Comments

MrPortalFan 21

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:35

You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

IloveToLaugh143 21

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:55

"Don't give up, Nicolas! Let it all out!"

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 1 February 2014 6:19

Just like laundry.. When it's a small load do it by hand...

GuiLD15 7

Monday 3 February 2014 16:40

Who does that?

BeingAStrawberry 3

Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:29

Seems like the author already lived this scene in french and after a few years he's lived it in english... What a coincidence !

bobbyguy 17

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:36

That's awkward

JesterJosh 5

Sunday 2 February 2014 2:08

Not awkward enough to stop.

JesterJosh 5

Sunday 2 February 2014 2:10

Actually, after thinking about it more, that probably would throw me off too. I always have the TV going or music or something in the background. Then you won't be having the neighbor kill the mood.