By sadlysingle - 21/02/2014 08:04 - United States - Rockwall

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Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML
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Mauskau 35

And that is when you pretend you didn't see the message and never reply...

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peithecelt 28

no, I can respect that we all have different things we are into, but I absolutely can not love that particular kink.

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Mirorbo 26

There are so many implications behind that question, and I'm not sure which is worse.

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1two3four5six 23

I think the only implication is that the person who sent the message is into infantilism

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Mauskau 35

And that is when you pretend you didn't see the message and never reply...

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HersheySquirts 17

Or reply to him and say your a tranny and not only can you be mommy, you can be daddy too.

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Welshite 39

Well, he /is/ a dirty boy. He might also ask you to spank him when he's been naughty.

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abhi95 31

And there you go: consequences of straightforwardness in a twisted world!

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dragoongirl90 34

How is this a consequence of being straightforward? This is called the insane, sick **** not even reading the profile and ignoring her straightforwardness.

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iAlissa 34

How the **** would any woman find that attractive?

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Panchovilla64 6

hey ma I just shit myself wanna come and clean it? does this sound better?

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Lichinamo 33

Some people are into weird shit. Personally I wouldn't be happy with that message. ... I might be the one that SENT the message, but that's totally different. As I said, women are into some weird shit.

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SammyS2012 21

I was thinking that he was speaking sardonically because her profile stated she was a single mom, and he was just being a douche. thats what i interpreted from it at least

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daddysgirl8 21

Some women are Dominate figures and like to have baby boys. I am a baby girl with a Daddy dom. It all depends on what you're into. Some people like BDSM, some don't for example.

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LinkandSaria 10

Some people... Keep looking for a date OP. Good luck

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Wizardo 33

Looks like an Oedipus and diaper complex, this guy needs Huggies, but don't Pampers him or his muses you don't need to Mothercare about this random Johnson and Johnson's.

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arandomusernameaa 20

You are trying too hard. first ones were fine. the last few however...

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Yeah shoulda stopped after pampers. But was quite entertaining up to that point!

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