By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 21:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, frustrated that my boyfriend never gives me any orgasms when we make love, I tried politely hinting that he needs to improve. To start with, I said maybe he should be more spontaneous in bed. He replied, "What, like putting it in your ass? Gotcha." Great. FML
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smokecloud_ 37

Ouch. Maybe be a little more clear on what you mean by "spontaneous".

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Patty410 11

Seems like he understands as much as a Nokia can break.

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ThatNutellaTho 6

Buy a Vibrator .

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smokecloud_ 37

Ouch. Maybe be a little more clear on what you mean by "spontaneous".

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DarksideDoll 31

Maybe beating around the bush wasn't the best approach. Next time you're in the sack, give him a little guidance, & encouragement when he's doing something that'll get you there. :)

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MrsDruidess 23

be more clear, if that doest work, take over, and really do it up! let him know what it should be/sound/look like when you finally get there.

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Stumphumper 0

Guys don't take polite hints tell him flat out he don't get off until you do.

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Dkman 11

I'll agree we don't do hints. But being cold won't either. How bout this, she tells him what she likes? That way he knows. And they both win.

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A_Perfect_Circle 12

Hey, at least he is switching it up. Give it a chance!

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euphoricness 28

Anal sex is extremely painful. Trust me, I know from experience. Just kidding, or am I....

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Jemm_fml 29

If anal sex is painful then you're doing something wrong. It is not supposed to hurt.

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katties 27

If there's ANY pain at all, you're doing it very very wrong - optimally, there shouldn't even be any discomfort. That's why you need to be able to trust the person doing anything like that to you, and you need to be sure about that he/she knows the theory, which means you need to know the theory too. And, of course, you need to be into it. Otherwise, you're kinda gambling on it.

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SaucyGirl106 18

Don't hint. Some guys are bad with hints. and they're not mind readers. Try telling him exactly what turns you on and don't forget positive reinforcement when he does something that really gets you going.

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idioticmess 15

i agree with ya #6. some guys are so oblivious to signs and hints. i know my boyfriend is. lol

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molliciousj 19

So basically you're saying give him a treat when he does something good. This makes guys sound like dogs...lol...oh wait...

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badluckalex 23

43-not all guys are....

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strongmomma23 4

never know till you try it:P

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rizzkiyoshi 19

not only guys are oblivious to hints. I miss them all the time

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123amanda123 14

All these years I thought they were mind readers :/

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yuzuru_fml 12

or more like we ignore the hints , we want the girls to tell us which kinds of things they like most and dislike.

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lex1459 38

Don't hint. Let him know his dick game is weak.

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iAlissa 34

#58; The truth hurts. Hopefully it's incentive enough for him to step up his "dick game".

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olpally 32

Tell him exactly what you want. Not hinting at what you want, communication is key.

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katties 27

"Communication is the key" - agree. It sounds like OP is in this situation in the first place because she's not very good at communicating her wishes

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zwhite2712 12

He sounds like an ass.

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fakedsincerity 32

I agree with everyone else. How can you expect anyone to do what you like unless you're explicit. People are not mind readers. Or better yet, show him what you like.

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cakefete2 30

Not sure if this is what you intended, but i just pictured OP with a strap on like, "This is what i want you to do to me."

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fakedsincerity 32

Yeah. No #25. I meant guide his hands where you want them, be vocal about what feels the best. Things like that.

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