By off to the whorehouse, then - 31/03/2014 21:03 - United Kingdom - Brighton

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Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
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PhilSnake22 13

Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.

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cjwayy 22

Is that Peter Dinklage's character?

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rosenkrieger223 21

Yes, the Imp. He's actually a pretty awesome character.

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MisterEx 28

Excuse my ignorance for not knowing anything related to this topic, but as long as the GF is implying that OP's thingy is like "Peter" the "Imp" and not "Peter" the "limp", then it's all good.

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cjwayy 22

Well geez people, I've never watched GOT.

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dachayke 16

54, well now it's the Game of Bones.

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Marley_000 14

You may have a short dick. But at least it is also handsome and charismatic.

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viva_la_blondes 15

Why is her original comment downvoted? So she's not a fan, so what? Am I missing something?

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Zestus 19

well given that he's a prick, its all just synonyms really

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I like Tyrion! Haha. I actually think he's a good person; he's got a sense of decency that most Lannisters don't have. :P (I'm not sure if you've read the books or not but that's where my opinion is coming from).

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Joshwarrior 39

He is a kick ass character but I wonder if she named it based on the characters personality or size :P

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

LOL, that's true. OP, does she call you her Giant of Lannister?

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MRVOlivia 22

At least it's not Joffery. Nobody seems to like him besides me.

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skyeyez9 24

He is the only normal Lannister out of the whole lot.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Really, #40? I don't think anybody likes Joffrey. Not even Cersei likes Joffrey, and she's his mom.

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texaskitty86 25

*spoiler alert* practically everyone but tyrion dies. So hey! She's calling you a survivor at least! Of course she could also be implying you're short, ill tempered, and/or ugly, but we'll look on the bright side on this one.

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paigexox0 37

Hey better than "baby carrot" or "chicken little"

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onlychildFTW 33

It's better then having a girl see it and say "awwe that things adorable" :/

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octopussperm125 18

So at least im not the only one who named mine. I named mine jumbo, but i think "the dicktator" might be good too

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CHUBBYninja 18

And is that the rough and tough guy? Or is it the guy that looks like he hasn't touched a bench press in his life? Cause I mean I would rather want the rough and tough guy then the wimp.

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MiataHarley07 6

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love this. So much.

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expectcriticism 13

ahahahaha there's a favorite button for a reason

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DarthIronbat 5

ahahahahaha there are better ways to talk to people

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PhilSnake22 13

Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.

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rosenkrieger223 21

I know right? I don't see the problem here. Haha

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josiemorehouse 12

Better Tyrion than Walder Frey or Littlefinger!! :) Either a really old guy or a guy whose name sounds like a tiny pinkie!! Hehe!! A Lannister always pays his debts! Neither FYL or YDI, just awesomeness!!! Ha!!

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Soulsbane96_fml 11

you do realize Tyrion is a dwarf, And therefore she's calling him small? It's not really all that awesome.

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tygerarmy 35

She's not necessarily calling him small, if you've read the books there is another reason Shae calls him her "Giant of a Lannister." If she wanted to call him small she could call him Varys, Theon, or Littlefinger.

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josiemorehouse 12

#26... Varys... Hahaha!! #19 - Never judge penis size based on height. Midgets may have small arms and legs, but they could be well endowed. :)

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Soulsbane96_fml 11

I wasn't basing penis size on height, I was saying that she was comparing Tyrion, who is small in terms of height, and his dick, which I thought she was sauing was small in terms of size.

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Crazynocatlady 22

^ Actually, Theon is known in the seven kingdoms for having a very large penis.

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Soulsbane96_fml 11

"His dick" meaning OP's, sorry. should've been more clear.

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FMLcommenterer 13

'And as Tyrion Lannister ventured into the gasping dark cave of Kazmodan...'

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