Intimacy: Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME...

By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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Scubanaut 13

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:16

Did you quit her cold turkey?

Bwcoleman222 5

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:20

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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ECHOSPiiKES 19

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:15

First

GirlGamer12345 22

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:16

Does she happen to have a turkey fetish?

golferman72 16

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:53

Did you put some gravy on that turkey?

zandalee 19

Tuesday 15 April 2014 1:47

I would so hide the turkey baster!

GirlGamer12345 22

Tuesday 15 April 2014 3:32

I always see these wasted #1 comments. I never realized I would be one of them

scooterdude720 19

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:04

Don't worry, you weren't. You were #2.

ttubear 17

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:05

You're #2

Stazza11 27

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:12

Um, merry Christmas?? Haha

Scubanaut 13

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:16

Did you quit her cold turkey?

maggiefox 25

Tuesday 15 April 2014 3:10

HA. Cute.

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:25

#3 should've been #1.

You_Aint_Chet 5

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:37

That was punny.

hulopro 16

Tuesday 15 April 2014 14:19

You fowl baster. D.

LCPLStewie 23

Friday 18 April 2014 8:47

Stop. get off. grab turkey baster. throw onto bed. say finish your self. then leave

whatwhatindayeah 11

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:17

that phrase is only used on thanksgiving

devilldogg 5

Tuesday 15 April 2014 3:19

op didn't

extrasnipes 22

Tuesday 15 April 2014 3:25

He didn't even bother to cum

Ki11erC 18

Tuesday 15 April 2014 12:05

4: No it's not, not everyone lives in America, amazing as that may seem.

IloveToLaugh143 21

Tuesday 15 April 2014 13:43

It wasn't literal, it was a joke, as amazing as that may seem.

shaww 28

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:17

Thanksgiving already?

Cassmoneyyy 15

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:17

Do not blame you. Why would she think that is sexy? Lol. Unless either of you have a food fetish..

DeadPixel4 29

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:19

I would make a funny comment, but your gf beat me to it.

penguin_bitchez 15

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:19

boner killer

BobRyder 24

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:20

Should have replied, "Yeah baby I got the baster right here!"

JimmyHasNoHands 7

Tuesday 15 April 2014 8:44

perfect comment with face

MLardinos 14

Tuesday 15 April 2014 14:35

Yea, I bet he's a real master baster!

Bwcoleman222 5

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:20

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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