By MILF - 16/04/2014 22:03 - United States - Maryland Heights

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Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML
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ThatOneGuy719 16

One free ticket to the principals office!

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Yeshua_fml 19

It is times like these that you wish teachers were able to hit their students.

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ThatOneGuy719 16

One free ticket to the principals office!

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Sandsh8rk 36

This is when the cane would come in useful.

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Nevermind212 11

And now he's gonna know all what he saw in **** movies is not true.. Poor kid. How mean teacher you are

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AnOriginalName 19

#17 I'm not sure that using a cane would dissuade this kid from acting out his fantasy.

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starile 19

Interrupting the teacher, that's a paddlin'.

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nightowl713 25

With the rise in the amount of inappropriate student teacher relationships, the best thing she could do was give a detailed report to her principal of the incident. I'm not saying all kids, but a lot of kids these days have no sense of consequence. He could very easily try to turn the situation around since he didn't get what he wanted. Keeping something like that to yourself could have very serious repercussions. I'd request the student be transferred from my class if at all possible, and make a point to steer clear of him in the future.

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conman531 23

More like a free ticket to suspension

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Brandi_Faith 33

#73 I completely agree that she has to explain what happened to the principle and write an incident report! If she doesn't he may come up with a story that she tried to hit on him or there was some sort of sexual violation because he is upset he got turned down. Op be sure to at least tell the principle what happened right away before he can come up with his story!

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incoherentrmblr 21

#66, and PornHub.

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Obacooba 14

#107 no one cares about what your favourite website is

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marulicko 19

Aha! So chivalry and romance are not dead

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gurman27 3

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better!

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mominzed 19

This is when the cane needs to straighten the cane.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Yes and then she posted a video of it on youjizz

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euphoricness 28

That was a very good video

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anchorsaweigh003 13

#31 which one? when I search 'teacher and student' there's like 8,503 results

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euphoricness 28

I searched for the "FML milf with horny problem teen"

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CattiniThePanini 14

No, it wasn't awkward AT ALL. *Sarcasm is used here*

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cakefete2 30

So it's gotten to the point that we have to literally spell out that we are being sarcastic? Unfortunately, my friend, you might be right.

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laden_swallow09 34

Yes, 52. Sarcasm doesn't convey well with text. Never has. Adding a simple "/sarcasm" to the end of a post is refreshing, I think.

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mcrepas 19

No 46 was loud and clear about the sarcasm, even without spelling it out.

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TechFire 25

Considering how bad you seem to be at using sarcasm, I can see why you need to spell it out so strongly #46.

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Yeshua_fml 19

It is times like these that you wish teachers were able to hit their students.

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AnOriginalName 19

*hit on, I'm sure you meant to say.

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Mauskau 35

No, they mean as in hitting them with the cane or something similar to discipline them. However this kid might be looking for that, too.

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arandomusernameaa 20

#47 ... There is something called sarcasm/ making a joke... lighten up.

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Scynistr 20

I'm pretty sure they know.. And implemented their own joke..

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kaablam 17

Giving kids a paddlin' is still allowed in some schools, just not most of them.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not sure why this was downvoted. It is true. There are still counties in North Carolina (and elsewhere, I'm sure) where corporal punishment is legal.

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Obacooba 14

I thought you were gonna say "In time like these, you need mintees" xD

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oddities 20

You can't blame a guy for trying. You know, unless it's creepy and inappropriate like that time. Please tell me you sent him to the principal's office or something. That's sexual harassment on his part and not at all okay. It's especially inappropriate since he's your student.

AlaskanG 27

How are you going to say can't blame a guy for trying, then blame him for trying?

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oddities 20

#13, did you not read that all the way through? I was being sarcastic in the opening sentence. I do that a lot.

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emilyjgraham 34

Yea sarcasm unless done properly isn't very well read in text form. :)

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Fmlreadermostly 20

I got the blatant sarcasm. Your reply is actually one of my favorites.

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cakefete2 30

Not necessarily. OP could be a smoking hot teacher and the student simply doesn't have the requisite tact to pose his question. I know that I've had some teachers that could fog my glasses just thinking about them.

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Goblin182 26

#56 there's a "tactful" way for a student to ask a teacher for sex?

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squidgy787 22

Wait until they graduate and are of legal age?

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Ilovemysphynx 19

Wow! That is so inappropriate. He needs a lesson in boundaries.

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arandomusernameaa 20

I thought that was geography...

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Beansforbill 14

You consider yourself a milf so I guess you can't expect much else! Lol

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Warden1986 16

Just because she might be a "MILF". Does not mean she does not deserve some respect. Specially being that is a teacher.

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ChefChris 2

Somebody is on quite a dry spell it seems. You should of laughed in face.

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iOceanus 18

Must...resist...nazism...okay, but really? Should of? Come on.

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Soloman212 28

What's bothering me is "laughed in face."

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why_teh_hell 25

The whole sentence bothers me. 'You should of laughed in face.' That was even painful to type.

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kittylevin 8

He's probably not a native English speaker. You should of give break.

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