Gotta say; "we weren't having sex, I was teaching her how to pee standing up!" The guy is a genius! That's an extremely witty response based on the situation.

#70 That threadjack tho...

Faith in #2 ruined. Not that I had much faith to begin with......

Why? it's a useful skill to have, public bathrooms are disgusting.

#23, really?! You really think that's what they were doing? You have got to get with the program!

It's not a skill though or something that needs to be taught. You just squat and pee. I'm sure OP's daughter could have figured that out on her own.

How does this involve humanity?

I think that #2 meant that this generation can't think of a proper excuse

Unless he used to be a girl, this isn't even a believable lie. How could he teach her how to use equipment he doesn't have?

Sarcasm. You should learn it, #29.

Some girls can actually pee standing and not just squatting! It usually requires a little bit of lady junk manipulation though ... It does indeed, generally, need to be learned though.

#78, sarcasm isn't the easiest to interpret on a social site. I can't exactly see their face or hear the tone of voice. so how do you all KNOW it was sarcasm?

They made it plenty clear. Please either understand sarcasm or leave. Otherwise you're just going to get down voted again.

#137, ooo I'm so scared of getting down voted by strangers lol even though one of my other comments is getting up voted

#2....how did it take this long to ruin your faith in humanity?

#133, you sound butthurt. Let's calm ourselves.

If he's into golden showers then more power to him I guess.

Whatever gets him off right?

That's awesome. I laughed quite hard at your response

That went right over your head, didn't it?

I know right like duh come on people

you killed it.

Best comment ever.

And the daughter was pissed on.

but was she 14 ?

There's this thing called math class where you learned the numbers. Why don't you redo the course?

ROFL I agree

i was referring to the R.Kelly comment.

not necessarily