Blaze it 420

By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 09:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 266
You deserved it 17 690
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WD_Stevens 22

I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men

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Wienerschnitzel_fml 10

I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.

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WD_Stevens 22

I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men

289 12
WD_Stevens 22

Your username just makes that comment!

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Mysterious_one 26

they only see assholes.. then start whining about them

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incoherentrmblr 21

What were you expecting, a dick pic?...

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jazzy_123 20

at least a compliment

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itwasthedognotme 14

#11 I hadn't even realised! Well, there are so many FMLs about dogs so I thought I may as well ;P

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Wienerschnitzel_fml 10

I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.

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962OEC 6

Yeah, D's things happen all the time.

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SmittyJA24 26

I've C'n it happen as well B'fore. ******'-A-Tweety!

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thatgirlc 10

guess they weren't that Good

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niamhyo 13

you probably have small ****

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Miss_Whipped 43

Maybe he can't one-up you with the partial nudes, so he opted for the alternative.

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fortune789 17

Girls think that all men are hyper sexual all the time, and that all we care about is getting laid. Sometimes we get "headaches" too.

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Miss_Whipped 43

You don't have to be sex-obsessed to enjoy having sex often. And do you get your "period," too?

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A7XCamaro 19

30- men do have hormones to you know.

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Miss_Whipped 43

I understand that, but I still don't see why I got downvoted. I had a fair point. Oh well, let the burying begin.

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Rallred32 20

Guys have the same symptoms of having a period (mood swings, anger, emotions) except the cramping and bleeding.

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fortune789 17

Headaches as in, "Oh sweetie, not tonight. I have a headache."

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nlm92 15

Just can't win em all sometimes :/

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SuperStormCindy 8

It wouldn't make him a pig to appreciate the photo.

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ZorroRooster 19

...what? He would have been a pig if he had asked for a topless pic in a degrading manner. Just cuz a guy likes to look at boobs doesn't automatically make him a pig.

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Soloman212 28

43 and 46, 12's trying to turn woman logic on itself, which is a dangerous concept. Don't cross the streams!

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