By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

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Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
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Llama_Face89 33

Could have been worse. Someone could have whipped out their dick.

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isabelf 17

Maybe try to explain to them it wasn't your laptop?

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Llama_Face89 33

Could have been worse. Someone could have whipped out their dick.

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Kevin_Kestel 24

I hope you did well on that test and definitely explain.

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zinoxity 23

#13 That irrelevant reply though, haha.

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NeatNit 32

it's OP's fault for not even opening the laptop once before the test started. you at least want to make sure that it's working and everything!

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cjwayy 22

#25 oh god you made me laugh so hard

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finiclepie 6

I'm new to FML and I don't understand why you guys dislike sooooooo much like whats wrong with what he said

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brenton490 19

I did something like this to my friend in highschool! Except we changed his background picture. Boy did he get a surprise in class!!

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Helpfulman 17

@47 If people leave a comment sounding moronic, we automatically dislike, no matter how good the persons intentions were.

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sjbartholome 14

@55 a lot people dislike comments because they aren't smart enough to understand them. "I don't get it ... THUMBS DOWN"

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Epikouros 31

#47 We don't like people reacting to the first comment with a comment about the original post, just to get attention.

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poncho55 40

Yes, what #70 said. It's considered rude to post a seemingly original comment meant for OP on someone else's comment thread. That's considered "thread/comment jacking". The reply feature is meant for responding to a commenter or joining a conversation below the commenter that's related to the original comment. The reply feature is not for posting something new in relation to the FML. I hope that makes sense.

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THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

#47 I have been here for a while and I still don't know

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isabelf 17

Maybe try to explain to them it wasn't your laptop?

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CoGhostRider 31

Sometimes explaining things just make it worse. Let them think what they want.

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DarksideDoll 31

I wonder if it was planned.. Did he know you needed the laptop? Your husband could be an evil mastermind.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

Hopefully you got the chance to explain that it wasn't your computer. I hope you do well on your exam!

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Zwingend 15

It'll be okay, OP. An embarrassing **** story is a right of passage. Hopefully no one will bring it up in class and you can forget about it.

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Tymaster5 22

I hate to admit it but no one will forget about this, the situations like these people will always remember, well for that year anyways.

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Oyas12 14

hehehe... 69 likes....

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tbro47 23

If it's a guys laptop always check for **** or ask him if he left any websites open just in case. Most will at least close the sites when they plan on moving away from the computer though

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captainsmegma 12

Not everyone spends their day watching ****. Some of us actually have sex for real!

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Echoa21 18

I have sex on a regular basis and still watch ****... As do most men..

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jerryj 27

I don't think this thread was meant to be a brag fest.

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MissEris 27

If it's a guys' laptop? Cause I leave yaoi **** on my computer all the time 0.o I should hope you check every laptop regardless

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spatula232 25

Just be like "F**k! I didn't think he filmed last night", and then just get back to the exam

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TheMarshmellow 14

Your husband doesn't know how this **** thing works. You close the tabs and clear the history, when you're done

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AnOriginalName 19

No no no. Use incognito to watch **** so that you don't have to clear your history or cookies. A clear history in a regular browser is a dead giveaway.

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christge1beast 17

use Bing then clear history.

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T1A2Z3 34

Why would he clear his history? He lives with his wife. It's probably just them. I highly doubt she minds him watching ****

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trellz17 19

It seems funny reading it but I know in reality it wasn't. FYL

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GingaNinja01 15

You could have put it on mute before trying to stop it.

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DarksideDoll 31

One never thinks of these things when they're frantic.

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Uglyfeet 23

That's why I always plug in earphones when I have to use other people's laptops... FYL, OP :/

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whenitdidhappen 14

hope they don't think of you as the kinky student

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