By BDSM4Jesus - 20/01/2015 04:42 - United States - Pittsburgh

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Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML
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Storvolleng 28

do the next best thing and shout "oh god!" he would be so pissed if you said his fathers name!

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Excelz 10

Jesus should already be inside you anyway.

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Storvolleng 28

do the next best thing and shout "oh god!" he would be so pissed if you said his fathers name!

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Exodiafinder687 58

Well if he wants to be Jesus then she should be shouting out, "Oh, your dad! Your dad!"

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buckdharma 37

Why did this get buried? It's freakin hilarious.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@38, I agree! That's why I always un-hide the negative comments. Most of the time it's just uptight dumbasses that get offended when you bring God into it. So they gather together, & thumbs down so many times it's like they're giving directions to the party at Satan's house later... Usually the negative ones are the true Awsmness.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I hope your name isn't Mary, that way this doesn't turn into an Oedipus complex...

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Mightyrif 23

Took me too long to understand that you weren't being racist. Well played #2.

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LaLince 40

A little megalomaniac but seriously funny.

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Excelz 10

Jesus should already be inside you anyway.

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teentee401 36

Your comment and picture go beautifully together

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Rawrshi 25

Don't you mean divinely, 13? ;)

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jademitch 20

Haha, not sure Christians would be pleased with that. Unless he's Christian grey, he seems to like the 'kinky fuckery'

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Smooth_Criminal 24

Christians won't know unless she tells them.

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Noah197099 17

Maybe the sex was so good that he felt reborn.

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ZombieSazza 34

I laughed so hard at this, thank you!!!

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Soundslikeothers 15

I would a asked you to call me Moses as I part your sea.

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Exodiafinder687 58

Well remember that Moses didn't just part any old sea. He parted the Red Sea. So she can only call you Moses for about 1 week every month.

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KociaQ 30

Well... that makes is a good safeword :D

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Enslaved 36

My safe word is: "Roxbury" Because-- Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me, no more

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Rawrshi 25

I ******* choked. I'm totally using "Roxbury" as one of my safewords now. Bahaha.

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homesuckfucker 28

Explain to him that, "biblical roleplay," isn't a turn on for you. It isn't like one kink that isn't mutual will ruin sex between you forever. On a side note, that's friggin hilarious.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

I can't even tell if you're with this post or against it…

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homesuckfucker 28

Let me rephrase. Hey, don't worry about it. Tell him you don't want to call him Jesus. Communication is important in a relationship. The image in my mind of a man screaming, "Call me Jesus!" mid-thrust is hilarious, though.

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