By Anonymous - 14/01/2016 12:51 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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b5b0n36 27

well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?

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IcedSapphire 27

Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.

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b5b0n36 27

well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?

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xChaos 29

This is ops moment to get laid as well

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italyball 12

Umm... Does ydi mean "you da idiot?" Asking for a friend.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Ya at first I was thinking that your life sucks, but then I realized you both actually made a list of 5 celebrities you were allowed to sleep with and then I realized ydi, because part of you had to think it was the tiniest bit possible in order for you to make the list in the first place. So ydi. From now on vow to sleep with only each other no matter who else comes along.

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teentee401 36

OP probably made the list assuming that it would never happen so it wouldn't be a problem.

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DoomedGemini 37

Joke or not, they set the rule that it'd be okay for their partner to sleep with those people. Whether or not op realized she would get the chance, op agreed to it. And even participated considering it seems they made their own list.

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thawny_fml 21

I want OP to reply with who the celebrity was. Because I'm betting the word celebrity is used very loosely, much like OPs girlfriend.

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Bunnyluver 20

I'm watching that Spongebob episode right now!

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IcedSapphire 27

Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Now he can bang Megan Fox or Kate Upton.... Well, no he can't but he DOES have permission. That's the point

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lawls79 14

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badwolf504 15

It's supposed to be a pipe dream to fantasize about

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IcedSapphire 27

#35, my age is not the point here. But to the other kind replies, thank you, now I understand.(:

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Soparot 29

I'm pretty sure the point of those is so the girlfriend can do what she did without OP being able to get mad at her. It's also kinda why it was an FML... :P

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IcedSapphire 27

#51, true lol. I'd still be pretty miffed if my SO pulled that on me.

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Seabass_Chan 33

It's meant to be an absurd joke. A list of celebrities that you agree are totally cheat worthy. The joke is that no one expects to actually have it happen, hence the FML. OP wasn't really okay with cheating, he just never thought there was a chance his girlfriend would have the opportunity. Or, perhaps, he didn't think she'd actually go through with it even if she could.

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tounces7 27

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Mrtigerblue 14

#94 she didn't cheat. she had permission. if there wasn't permission given it would be cheating but he okayed it

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radiocaf 29

#94 explained it perfectly. It is joked about because it is highly unlikely that you will even meet a celebrity on your list, let alone get to talk to them or even be intimate. The fact that it actually happened is probably the first time it's ever happened to anyone, and OP is extremely unlucky. But cheating is cheating. No one should take the '5 celebrities' list seriously, so it's still cheating, just the same as if OP's girlfriend had gone to a bar and slept with someone she met there. I do assume, #3, that you mean you don't see the point in making those lists, but I'd already typed the above and refuse to delete it now :P

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countryb_cth 38

We all know if this was reversed OP's girlfriend would have probably freaked out that OP "cheated" and would have broken up with him

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RichardPencil 30

I think it's useful to see what your SO is into so you can know who to worry about in the real world. My list would start with Salma Hayek and Cameron Diaz: hot women who can do comedy. So, if I'm seen with a woman who is making me laugh: Danger!

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AlienPickle 10

Same here. Why fantasize about screwing other people?

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heyitsaliciaaa 20

Ooooo who was it?

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johnny29 14

not charlie sheen I hope..

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JerryClark 17

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tnlander 20

Alan Rickman's corpse then?

LunaBlack666 23

#127 and #172 see yourselves out please. those are both way too soon things to say. :(

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imkool136 22

Just..... Wow.. I don't even know what to say.. Wow....

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Well. Thank god you said you didn't know what to say. Very productive...

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pandainspandex 19

The best time to post a comment is when you have nothing to say. /s

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A07 48

7's comment is a doge meme waiting to happen

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whysobeachy 37

Such speechless, very amaze, much wow....wow

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SubparAtBest 23

If I sent that as a reply to my girlfriend's text she'd say exactly what you guys are.

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youloveBC 14

Because the situation is so unlikely to happen, I would probably just be in shock that she got the opportunity. But if you're willing to let it go and she's promising not to do it again, I would suggest trying to work through it.

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FryingPanHero 11

It depends on who the celebrity is whether they can go back or not.

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T1A2Z3 34

Why should she promise not to do it again? He gave her permission. She's allowed to sleep with him.

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WolliBolli 23

I completely agree. Despite making such a list, I would still expect the other person not to go through with it.

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