Sexy talk
By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48
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Squeeze his nuts and kill his mood too
Someone makes an awkward comment so u want to cause severe pain??...
U need to make sure u take revenge so that u make sure it won't happen to u again.
How to stay single 101
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!?!?
If that killed your mood, then I feel sorry for your boyfriend more than anything. :/
Yeah, because there apply certain rules to everyone who wants to have sex and if you don't agree to them or feel otherwise you are bad at sex and your partner should get a refund I guess?
#20, there's nothing wrong with wanting to be playful or get a laugh during foreplay... but that would require that he actually say something funny. Which he did not. He just said something cringe-worthy and kind of insulting. Not many women want to be compared to livestock, even if indirectly. So which of these makes more sense?: OP fakes laughter and pretends not to be insulted/turned off for the sake of the boyfriend's ego, and probably ends up silently resenting him (because, y'know- THAT'S healthy). -OR- The boyfriend learns to make jokes that are actually funny.
but humor is subjective so....
There wouldn't be milk unless you had a kid... Mine came in while I was pregnant, but still. Either he's a moron or congrats on your baby
I don't think he litterally ment milk by wanting milk to come out, just the act of milking her boobs.
Or he was just trying to make a joke, and you don't understand that. Which in turn, makes YOU the moron.
Lol.
First of all, I think op's boyfriend knows how lactation works and when it happens. He was referring to the act of milking, not the actual production of milk. Secondly, why would this not kill the mood? I feel like there are very few women who are into being milked.
you can feel that way all you want, doesn't make you any less wrong
What did he expect you to reply with ? There's nothing you can ever say to that. It would only make everything more awkward.
*affix hand to phallus* "at least when I milk you something comes out" possible response
It seems like the obvious response would be: "You're right.... it did kill the mood."
*moooood
If you can't laugh during sex, you are having it with the wrong person
If anything that is a compliment to your boobs and he clearly wants to play with them. Not an FML at all. It's not like he called you fat OP. lol
if you was really into the mood, you should have said, milk away to keep it going then you both would have been happy
The only reason this would kill the mood for me would be because I was laughing to much to carry on :')
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If you can't laugh during sex, you are having it with the wrong person
First of all, I think op's boyfriend knows how lactation works and when it happens. He was referring to the act of milking, not the actual production of milk. Secondly, why would this not kill the mood? I feel like there are very few women who are into being milked.